DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 22, 2012.

  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    "if we can't laugh at others, we shouldn't laugh at all."
    - irish 2015
     
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    well I've been laughing at your fool ass long enough...



    so thanks
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    JIMMY: "How u doin Maury?"
    WILLS: "You know, they say light-skinned negroes are far more intelligent than dark-skinned ones."
    JIMMY: "lol did u juss say negrow?"
    WILLS: "Man, shut the fuck up and smile for the camera, you tar-black gap-toothed mother fucker!"
    JIMMY: "Wow racist, or something."

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  4. CapnTreee

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    :thatsracist:

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    Dre: Hey Chad. Great to see you. Welcome back to LA. Everything OK? Looking forward to facing you Tuesday.

    Tin Man: Hey Dre. Aw, thanks man. Feeling great. Looking forward to battling that lineup.

    Dre: It should be a breeze.

    Tin Man: What? Seriously?

    Dre: Oh man. No sweat. All we need are a couple of base runners and you'll crumble within five innings.

    Tin Man: Ha ha. You think so bkitch?

    Dre: I'd bet my life on it.

    Tin Man: What makes you so sure?

    Dre: The doctor gave you a new ligament. No one said shit about a fkucking heart.

    Tin Man: :sulk: (walks away slowly.... I hate this fucking place)

    SVS: :giggle:



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    btw, I'd give my left nut (I ain't using it anyway) for the Maury bobblehead.
     
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    Usually the tin man thing is bleh but this was funny lol
     
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    mostly because he owned us last night
     
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    MATTINGLY: "Hey Rick, tell Frias to warm up."
    HONEYCUTT: "Um, he's on the DL."
    MATTINGLY: "What? When? Okay, never mind, get League up."
    HONEYCUTT: "Yeah, he was DFA'd then released."
    MATTINGLY: "Fuck, how do I not know this shit?!!!"
    HONEYCUTT: "How indeed..."
    MATTINGLY: "Whatever, tell Ryu he's starting Saturday and McCarthy Sunday."
    HONEYCUTT: "I hate my job."

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    DBB: "Nice game Lee, you too Dee!"
    ZACK: "What???"
    JIMMY: "Now do you see why I hate him so much?"

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    ROLLINS: "Tommy, I need your help."
    LASORDA: "What do you need Jimmy?"
    ROLLINS: "That asshat Mattingly keeps calling me Dee."
    LASORDA: "What?"
    ROLLINS: "I mean, how the fuck can he confuse me with Dee Gordon."
    LASORDA: "That makes no fucken sense."
    ROLLINS: "Right?"
    LASORDA: "I mean, Dee's a really good player and you suck Alpaca choad."
    ROLLINS: "Beginning to wish I stayed in Philly."
    LASORDA: "You're not the only one, meat."

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    KID: "Will you hit a home run for me tonight Andre?"
    DRE: "Ain't playing tonight kid."
    KID: "Okay, how about tomorrow?"
    DRE: "Tell you what... have your Mom come to my hotel after the game and we'll work on it."
    KID: "Huh, what?"
    DRE: "Hurry up punk, my dick ain't gonna suck itself!"

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    GIRL: "Hey Mom, Andre said I could get a job with the Dodgers as a fluffer!"
    DRE: "Gotta start somewhere, bkitch."

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    BOLSINGER: "Hey Nuke, any advice?"
    NEWCOMBE: "If I wuz you, I'd bang as many white bitches as you could."
    BOLSINGER: "Come on Don, I'm married."
    NEWCOMBE: "Sounds more like u a faggot."

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    A.J.: "Okay, who wants to learn how to hit from a real MLB hitter?"
    KID: "Great, who is it? Joc? Adrian? Puig???"
    A.J.: "Real fucken funny. I meant from me."
    ALL::laff::lolup::rofl:
    A.J.: "FML."

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    KID: "Hey do you think I could manage the Dodgers?"
    DBB: "Sure, someday. Just keep plugging away and..."
    KID: "Not someday, I meant tonight you idiot. Cuz you fucken suck at it."

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    Real life gangster
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    Could've been a perfect time to go at @LASports96
     
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    Dum Dum: I'm looking forward to tonight Honey. Zack will get a little closer to Orel's record. Going to be a big night.

    Honeycutt: After this trip. I quit.

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