Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 22, 2012.
"if we can't laugh at others, we shouldn't laugh at all."
- irish 2015
well I've been laughing at your fool ass long enough...
JIMMY: "How u doin Maury?"
WILLS: "You know, they say light-skinned negroes are far more intelligent than dark-skinned ones."
JIMMY: "lol did u juss say negrow?"
WILLS: "Man, shut the fuck up and smile for the camera, you tar-black gap-toothed mother fucker!"
JIMMY: "Wow racist, or something."
Dre: Hey Chad. Great to see you. Welcome back to LA. Everything OK? Looking forward to facing you Tuesday.
Tin Man: Hey Dre. Aw, thanks man. Feeling great. Looking forward to battling that lineup.
Dre: It should be a breeze.
Tin Man: What? Seriously?
Dre: Oh man. No sweat. All we need are a couple of base runners and you'll crumble within five innings.
Tin Man: Ha ha. You think so bkitch?
Dre: I'd bet my life on it.
Tin Man: What makes you so sure?
Dre: The doctor gave you a new ligament. No one said shit about a fkucking heart.
Tin Man: (walks away slowly.... I hate this fucking place)
btw, I'd give my left nut (I ain't using it anyway) for the Maury bobblehead.
Usually the tin man thing is bleh but this was funny lol
mostly because he owned us last night
MATTINGLY: "Hey Rick, tell Frias to warm up."
HONEYCUTT: "Um, he's on the DL."
MATTINGLY: "What? When? Okay, never mind, get League up."
HONEYCUTT: "Yeah, he was DFA'd then released."
MATTINGLY: "Fuck, how do I not know this shit?!!!"
HONEYCUTT: "How indeed..."
MATTINGLY: "Whatever, tell Ryu he's starting Saturday and McCarthy Sunday."
HONEYCUTT: "I hate my job."
DBB: "Nice game Lee, you too Dee!"
JIMMY: "Now do you see why I hate him so much?"
ROLLINS: "Tommy, I need your help."
LASORDA: "What do you need Jimmy?"
ROLLINS: "That asshat Mattingly keeps calling me Dee."
ROLLINS: "I mean, how the fuck can he confuse me with Dee Gordon."
LASORDA: "That makes no fucken sense."
LASORDA: "I mean, Dee's a really good player and you suck Alpaca choad."
ROLLINS: "Beginning to wish I stayed in Philly."
LASORDA: "You're not the only one, meat."
KID: "Will you hit a home run for me tonight Andre?"
DRE: "Ain't playing tonight kid."
KID: "Okay, how about tomorrow?"
DRE: "Tell you what... have your Mom come to my hotel after the game and we'll work on it."
KID: "Huh, what?"
DRE: "Hurry up punk, my dick ain't gonna suck itself!"
GIRL: "Hey Mom, Andre said I could get a job with the Dodgers as a fluffer!"
DRE: "Gotta start somewhere, bkitch."
BOLSINGER: "Hey Nuke, any advice?"
NEWCOMBE: "If I wuz you, I'd bang as many white bitches as you could."
BOLSINGER: "Come on Don, I'm married."
NEWCOMBE: "Sounds more like u a faggot."
A.J.: "Okay, who wants to learn how to hit from a real MLB hitter?"
KID: "Great, who is it? Joc? Adrian? Puig???"
A.J.: "Real fucken funny. I meant from me."
KID: "Hey do you think I could manage the Dodgers?"
DBB: "Sure, someday. Just keep plugging away and..."
KID: "Not someday, I meant tonight you idiot. Cuz you fucken suck at it."
Real life gangster
Could've been a perfect time to go at @LASports96
Dum Dum: I'm looking forward to tonight Honey. Zack will get a little closer to Orel's record. Going to be a big night.
Honeycutt: After this trip. I quit.
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