DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    Mets PA Announcer: And batting 9th for the Dodgers, pitcher Zach Lee!




    Dum Dum: What? Is that guy some kind of idiot? I'm calling up there. I hope Zack isn't pissed off about that. That's all he needs. A distraction while chasing Dodgers history. And I used to think this city was a neat place.

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    Dum Dum: Well. That was fast. I feel bad for Zack. I was sure he'd break Orel's record. I hope he's OK with this disappointment.

    Honeycutt: Probably more "OK with it" than we are with your stupid ass. :facepalm:


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    Ethier: Tick tock. Still here bkitches.

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    ALEX: "So, how's it look?"
    PUIG: "Dude, I ain't no protocologicist but I think you got aids."
    ALEX: "What?!!!"
    PUIG: "Either that or anal warts, look."
    ALEX: "Dude, that's just my shit on your finger."
    PUIG: "Yeah, but wait till you taste it pinche pendejo."
    ALEX: :barf:

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    I don't understand this thread.
     
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    CC: Yo Dawg. You remember dem jokes bout da fourth outfielder and shit during Spring Training?

    Joc: Oh yeah. That was funny shit CC.

    CC: Joke is on you cocky white boy. Me, Dre and Yassey be running this field now bkitch.

    Joc: :surrender:

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    too soon
     
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    Nothing is too soon for a guy performing like an everyday scrub.
     
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    that's not how i meant it
    it was a jab at crawford
    but in your context i absolutely agree
     
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    Gotcha
     
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    KERSH: "Hey skip, any advice for facing this lineup?"
    DONNIE: "See the ball, hit the ball. Baseball 101."
    KERSH: "Um, have you really not yet figured out that I'm a pitcher."
    DONNIE: "Oh, fuck!"
    KERSH: "What?"
    DONNIE: "I can believe I just clued you in on what hitters do!"
    KERSH: "What's the big fucken deal?"
    DONNIE: "Now no one will ever be able to get a hit off you."
    KERSH: "Yeah, it's kinda that way already."
    DONNIE: "Don't get cocky Brett."
    KERSH: "OFFS :facepalm:"

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    Dum Dum: Hey Ron. Uh. Wrong uniform buddy.

    McGwire: Yeah man. What the fuck?

    Roenicke: Haha. Don't sweat it boys. With your offense and base running. No one will even notice. Shit. Do you even get guys to third base?

    Dum Dum: :headscratch:

    McGwire: :whistle:

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    Joc: My man Kiké!

    Kiké: What up there 4th outfielder?

    Joc: :sulk:

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    SVS: Clay. Don't hang up. I have a question for the upper brass.

    CK: OK. Hold on, Scotty has a question. What is it bud?

    SVS: Ask them if I'm the 5th outfielder or sixth? Joc and I aren't sure which of us is which.

    CK: Haha. I'll ask but isn't it a moot point? Why be greedy bro? You're already the sixth infielder and third catcher.

    SVS: Wow :dickhead:


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    Joc: Hey there buddy. Want an autograph on your baseball?

    Kid: Oh yes! Please. Can you call Andre and Yasiel over here? I need to add to my collection.

    Joc: OK. But don't you want to add mine as well?

    Kid: Last week I would have wanted to but I only collect autographs of starters. Sorry.

    Joc: (Damn bitch ass little fuck)

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    Joc: Aww man. That sucks.

    Puig: What? What you looking at Joc?

    Joc: The scoreboard. Look. I'm batting 9th. That sucks.

    Puig: That doesn't suck homey.

    Joc: Oh yeah? You don't think so?

    Puig: No man. It's ok. Zack is good. It don't suck. You do.

    Joc: :sobbing:


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    And Joc hits the difference making Home run.

    You're welcome Joc.
     
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    UMP: "What the fuck do you want, Meat?"
    DBB: "I want to review that last play."
    UMP: "Asshole, the game hasn't started yet."
    A.J.: "See the shit I have to put up with!"
    DBB: "Not now Butera."
    UMP: "lol, Butera... that's fucken epic....:laff:
    A.J.: "FML:suicide:

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    DDD: Explain to me the rule regarding that play.


    Ump: It was out of the strike zone. It bounced in front of the plate. That's why I called it a ball.


    DDD: Yeah. But if it bounces over the plate in the strike zone, you have call it a strike.


    AJ: Now you see what we have to deal with all the time? Have fun Blue.


    UMP: :doh:





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