DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    DBB: "Hey Yas, great job out there, high five?..."
    GRANDAL: ~silence
    DBB: "Nope, okay, how about you Alex?..."
    WOOD: ~silence
    DBB: "Hey Chase?... anyone???..."
    McGWIRE: :smh:

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    MATTINGLY: "Okay Dee, I want you to shade toward the middle on this next guy..."
    ROLLINS: "I hate you so much."
    MATTINGLY: "And stop whining Correia, I'm going to the pen..."
    WOOD: "I truly hope you get hit by a bus after the game."
    UTLEY: "Wow, you really are retarded."
    MATTINGLY: "Don't ever question my authority again Punto."
    UTLEY: :facepalm:

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    DDD: Get me the lefty.

    Wood: Thinking - Idiot. That's your right arm.

    JRoll-Over: Thinking - Damn. Who made this dumb cracker a manager?

    Utley: Laughing. Thinking - Tool. Wrong arm. You can't get this shit on pay per view.

    DDD: What's so funny Chad?

    Utley: Donnie. He's in Phil...aww never mind. Get the "lefty".




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    DDD: Great inning guys. Uh Yas?

    Wood: Murmurs (2nd inning, surprised he didn't pull me)


    Roenicke:
    I guess I'll go back to third and work on my prep for my interview.

    McGwire:
    Look at Donnie. What a fucking tool.


    Lopes:
    Who is Robert D. Manfred Jr? Did a fan sign this?


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    DDD: (Thinking) I wonder if any of these guys want to join me in Miami?

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    MAGIC: "I think we're in trouble."
    TOMMY: "I think I just shit myself."

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    JOC: "Ah Dre, I love you man!"
    DRE: "Boy, that better be your cup I'm feeling or we gonna have a problem..."
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    LOPES: "All I'm sayin iz white bitches like it in the butt."
    HOWIE: "That ain't true. My wife is white and she doesn't like it at all."
    LOPES: "O she like it dawg, trust me."
    HOWIE: "No, she don't!"
    LOPES: "Well she did last night when I had her face buried in the pillow."
    HOWIE: "Man, that's fucked up."
    LOPES: "I know dawg. But don't h8 tha playa, h8 tha game."
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    RYAN: "So you're up two, what are your plans as the evening progresses?"
    DBB: "I'll prolly go home, take a shower, then jerk off to goatse porn..."
    RYAN: "No, idiot! Your plans for the game!!!"
    DBB: "Oh, shit. I haven't thought that far ahead. We're just gonna play it out and see what happens..."
    RYAN: [thinking] "Wow, fucken hayseed idiot."
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    AGON: "Hey Jimmy, why don't you go get my car?"
    JIMMY: "Man, why I gotz 2 git yo car? Cuz I black?!!!"
    AGON: "No, because you can't hit, throw or field a baseball."
    JIMMY: "Nah, you b'n racist to me cuz I black!"
    AGON: "No, if I were being racist I'd ask you to get my luggage."
    MAC: "I don't get it... Why do you guys keep calling Dee Jimmy?
    JIMMY: "Man I can't waitz till we git swept so I can go home."
    MAC: "To Philly?"
    AGON: "No, to Ethiopia."
    JIMMY: "I fucken hate this organization..."
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    DBB: "Hey Zack, you ready to go on three days rest?"
    ZACK: "Um... we were eliminated. Our season is over."
    DBB: "Come on now, I need you to be more positive."
    ZACK: "Okay, I'm positive you're getting fired."
    DBB: "Wow racist."
    ZACK: "What? That doesn't even make sense."
    DBB: "That's how I roll."
    ZACK: "Wow, you truly are the biggest tool I've ever encountered."
    DBB: "Well, my daddy used to say... whatever you do, make sure you do it well..."
    ZACK: "OFFS" :facepalm:
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    DBB: "So what's up guys?"
    ZAIDI: "Donnie we're thinking of making a change."
    DBB: "No, you don't do that in the middle of the playoffs."
    STAN: "OFFS, Zack was right."
    DBB: "We're hot right now, I can feel it."
    ZAIDI: "Um, Donnie... we've already made our minds up."
    STAN: "Yeah Donnie, it's about going in a different direction as far as leadership."
    DBB: "Oh, well in that case I agree."
    ZAIDI: "What? You do???"
    DBB: "Yup, 100%"
    STAN: "Wow, I didn't expect you to take this that well."
    DBB: "No, you're right. That idiot Friedman has got to go!"
    ZAIDI: :facepalm:
    STAN: :smh:
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    MATTINGLY: "So Andy, I just wanted you to know that Farhan and Stan were talking shit about you."
    FRIEDMAN: "Really? They said they were trying to fire you and you kicked me under the bus."
    MATTINGLY: "Wow, those fucken racists!"
    FRIEDMAN: "Um, you not doing that right."
    MATTINGLY: "I see..."
    FRIEDMAN: "Good, I'm glad."
    MATTINGLY: "I see that your as big a racist as they are."
    FRIEDMAN: "Oh fuck off, you're fired."
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    Ned: *internal monologue* Not having a #3 really hurt us. With Conte gone and Donnie next, I really need to save my job
    Ned: *Out loud* Hey, donnie, throw me the Oakland Tribune will ya.

    *Reads front cover. Continues to read article*

    Ned: *internal monologue* This cant be true. If this is, that means Barry is a free agent.
    Ned: *internal monologue* If this is true, we can make an offer for Barry to be our #3 and have 3 cy youngs in our rotation
    Ned: *internal monologue* Still young. Won a Cy Young. Left handed. Ultra competitive. Somebody Ive seen pitch. In fact, sounds like Kershaw. 3 years 47 million dollars doesnt sound so bad.
    Ned: *internal monologue* Yeah this is good...real good. Andrew's gonna love this
     
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    sigh ... too true... :smh:
     
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    Reporter #1: Sark. What are you doing here? Why aren't you in rehab?

    Friedman: This shit again?

    TJ Simers: Andrew. I'm just here to remind you you're President of the Dodgers. Not the Quakes

    AF: Who let this guy in?

    Reporter #1: Tommy did. He loves TJ.

    AF: Tommy who? And speaking of TJ. Anyone seen Adrian or Fernando?

    Reporter #1: Wow Racist.

    TJ: Seriously kid? Tommy is Dodger baseball.

    AF: Donnie baseball has come to an unfortunate but mutual end here.

    TJ: huh? Um, OK. Where?

    AF: Here. LA.

    TJ: Good but who's next?

    AF: Donnie is. It's his turn to talk.

    TJ: :facepalm:

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    Reporter: Andrew. Any thoughts on your list of managerial candidates?

    Friedman: Not yet. When my brother finishes his 2015 season of MLB The Show, I'll have a good idea.

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    Friedman: Oh man. We could have used your arm vs the Mets.

    Gonzales: What do you mean?

    Friedman: You were one of the best under pressure Fernando. Arriba!

    Gonzales: Pinche Racisto Jewish Puto.

    Friedman: I don't speak Mexican but you can say that again.

    Gonzales: :facepalm:

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