Not cool, bro.
I hate rain delays. Does a straight beat a flush? Tim is telling me I lost and laughing.
Haha the freaks. Some people are just socially unaware.
Zach Lee pitched on Friday: 5IP 1H 0R 5BB 3SO I asked Zoltar if Zach could be promoted to the Bigs for Wednesday's game, and he said my "wish is...
And everyone would put Ryne Sandberg there before your sorry ass Stephen Hawking range on defense.
Hopefully no one ever makes an All-Time-No-World-Series-Championships team, that way we never have to talk to each other again. Bkitch.
You're the reason I shaved my moustache. Go drive your motorcycle off the Golden Gate Bridge.
He'd have a perfect game if Hair Bear played SS for me last year.
Fuckin Californians. In Indiana we call this T-shirt weather.
I know Carlos is Mexican, but we don't allow racial slurs in our clubhouse.
Are you talking about my A Lineup? I save my best guys for Kershaw starts so he can dominate the league. Kershaw is 73-28 since I've been manager,...
The problem is people around here wouldn't recognize humor if it hit them in the face like a Bob Shirley fastball. Like when I make Uribe's fat...
People in the Dodgers' front office still rave about you guys. They say "The Infield", and I know exactly who they are talking about.
Don't blame me. I just learned about shifts a week ago.
Believe it. I've been teaching Joc how to stroke it like Donnie.
Ahh yes, Stylin' Miles. The hardest part about managing Miles was finding ways to get him all the at bats he deserved.
JHJ played for the Brewers in 2011, and never hit cleanup because they have no vision. Get your facts straight before hating.
I would love to bat you cleanup with Roll-doll leading off. #comeoutofretirementJHJ
Rollins hit a homerun yesterday, bkitches.
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