Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by MZA, Jul 25, 2013.
Dude I go through shit like this errrryday i feels u
I went to the game a couple weeks ago and the lady next to me said, "they need to fire McGwire as hitting coach because all of our players just try to hit HRs and the result instead is a popup or shallow flyball". And for some reason she felt the need to repeat this literally every goddamn popfly or flyout
i Shit u not the day or day after we traded for Nolasco a guy came to my place of employment decked out in dodger gear; hat, shirt, jacket. I was like oh okay maybe for once a nigga in this store will know something. I asked him what he thought about the Nolasco deal and he said "Hes gonna be a BP arm when Harang comes off the DL"
I looked at that dude in straight scust. And said "youre probably right" and just left. Was annoyed the rest of my shift 5bh
don't know whether to or
I've given up talking to guests at my work. One guy was decked out and so I asked him if be was excited for the upcoming season and he said his mom bought him all that stuff. Dude was like 30.
Another time this couple walks in with matching giant hats and I say go dodgers and they just stare at me. So I point at their hats like an idiot and the dude goes "we just wear the hats man".
It's sad really
some kid comes in wearing a che guevara shirt the other day
so i decide to fuck with him and ask him if he's a marxist
he say's (and i quote)... "what does that mean?"
i point to his shirt, "che guevara, marxist?..."
to which he responds... "nah, it's just some cuban guy..."
when i pointed out he was actually argentinian, the guy dropped the... "hey man, it's just a cool shirt..." line on me
Hard to beat my infamous, "Pujols played for Milwaukee" story.
I used to have a "I don't know who this guy is" t shirt with his face on it. Pissed off a lot of people in high school.
Oh, to be young(er) and make stupid jokes.
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