DOUCHE OF THE DAY Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Aug 12, 2012.

  1. IBleedBlue15

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    +1.
     
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    ? TBS was blacked out for me.
     
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    He probably isn't in the LA market.
     
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    Melky Cabrerra's website.
    BTW, what now happens to the "Melk Maids??
     
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    Ah, I always forget he goes far away for the summer.
     
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    Yeah I wasn't in the LA Market. Trust me, it was Douche of the Day worthy. They were trying to break new ground by having a woman broadcast which is fine and dandy, except she spent 98% of the time talking about softball. And Smoltz spent most of his time talking about when he was playing and talking about softball as well.

    It's two fucking playoff contending teams in later parts of August and they hardly talked about the game.
     
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    Melky is douche worthy with his faux website attempt
     
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    that requires an imbecile of the day award
     
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    UPDATED STANDINGS
    • (2) - Chris
    • (1) - Drew Storen
    • (1) - Big Daddy Kaine
    • (1) - Angel Campos (Umpire)
    • (1) - Alec Baldwin
    • (1) - Melky Cabrera
     
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    Shouldn't the fake website give Melky like 50 douche points? Lol.
     
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    I don't get too much into EVERY person who supports a candidate but I saw the Papa John's Owner prominently posing with Romney. I am realistic enough to know that there isn't a perfect candidate but Obama is closer to what I believe in than Romney. For the record I am independent but ever since an African American was elected I have become so aware of the subtle racial overtones the last 4 years. It's just me I am sure. :)
     
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    a lot of worthy candidates
    Kemp, Ethier...
    but we're going with the Ellis twins
    0-for-7, 5 K's, 4 LOB

    UPDATED STANDINGS
    • (2) - Chris
    • (1) - Drew Storen
    • (1) - Big Daddy Kaine
    • (1) - Angel Campos (Umpire)
    • (1) - Alec Baldwin
    • (1) - Melky Cabrera
    • (1) - Mark Ellis
    • (1) - AJ Ellis
     
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    It's totally Kemp. Although MARK Ellis is a faggot.

    AJ is a bad defensive catcher. Nothing totally new. Can't block the plate, and his 0-2 pitch selection 3 times in a row to the hitter that singled to the 5-6 hole ended up costing us the game.
     
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    So Chris is a bigger douche than Angel Campos and Melky Cabrera and I'm as equally a douche as those 2, awesome. lol
     
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    Idk about giving it to AJ. At least there was one AB he hit the ball hard and could have gotten past Scutaro. Maybe Mark, but I mean, we can't ignore this long slump from Kemp. Agree with TB, it's Kemp. Mark/AJ Ellis are gonna have games like this cause they are who they are but I mean, Kemp... He needs to do something in these big games. I'm not saying 3-5 with 2 HRs but I mean, a hit woulda been cool.
     
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    Frank McCourt
     
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    Tonight the only non-douches were Clayton and Luis.
     
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    agree. dodger offense basically
     
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    I don't know what to say about the total zeroes of Kemp and Ethier, who for a combined total of one quarter of a BILLION dollars, can't get a fucking flair single even...either of them, in the most important series of the season so far. I don't want to upset anyone, so I will just say that they are pussy bitch faggots , IMO, and keep a lid on it... because players go into slumps, etc., and there is pressure on them and Pujols makes more, blah, blah.
    And I ask about this: which is more excruciating: watching the totally useless hacking incompetence of Juan Uribe as he Ks again, or watching the agony of Mark Ellis AGAIN keep the bat on his shoulder as the 3rd strike sails right over the plate in the bottom of the ninth inning?
    Lots to whine about...wait till Blanton is on the bump tonight; might be a real chuckle.

    Douche of the day: Kershaw...for getting two hits while the rest of his team gets ZERO for him. Why would he do that? Show them up? Not a team player.

    All hail Luis Cruz.
     
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    Yeah the Ellis twins may have sucked, but what do you expect? Mark Ellis had a horrendous year last season so what does Ned do? Let's give him a two year contract! I really have no hope when he steps into the box. Maybe a single here and there, but that's about it.

    I'm not too mad at AJ he's hard to get mad at.

    The real douches last night were Kemp and Ethier. So sick of these two getting put on a pedestal above the rest of the team. "Our all star outfielders needed another middle of the order bat to complement them". Well guess what, they're not playing like all stars during this stretch. Hell, Ethier hasn't played like an all star since May. What really pisses me off is Kemp. Sure, he can hit in games that don't really matter (Miami, New York, Pittsburgh) but when we're going to need him (Atlanta, Frisco) he's awful. He hasn't even gotten a hit in like 4-5 days against these two tough teams that we need to take 2-3 from. Hopefully both of them get back on track because this team isn't going anywhere if they don't perform.
     

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