Los Angeles Dodgers at Pittsburgh Pirates Game Thread (June 14 - 16)

Mark Ellis with the big K in the clutch. Great job. :angry:

 

this being the 33'rd time you've written them off in their 66 games to date??

 

not that you're wrong mind you...

 

Probably the first or second time, actually.
Not that it matters

 

He was there complaining about Splash Mountain. Lol.

 

Then perhaps it was indeed him. He's like 70 and has a little daughter lol

 

Their shittiness is retroactive.

 

I doubt he's 70 hahaha. Then again, Rosenthal is 50.

 

fixed...

 

He's gotta be closing in on 60 and his daughter is like 6. He'll be dead by the time she's 30

 

and that would be a good long life...

 

My grandpa is only 17 years older than my dad and my dad is only 27 years older than me so the thought of having parents that old is foreign to me haha

 

you and i start every season in pretty much the same place usually although you are definitely more verbal about it.
surprisingly i have not written them off just yet. anything can happen. but games like today sure make it look impossible. sad state of affairs.

 

I think we suck, guys.

 

Just bitch slapped again, by another team. As bad as Fife was, 2 runs should not be insurmountable for a team with this payroll. I mean it's fucking 2 runs.
I don't know what to say any more...it's one failure after another, and quite honestly, there's no end in sight to it. All teams seem to have surpassed us in almost every way, even teams that we handled well, like the Padres and these guys tonight. We are just a boring team, and it's a shame that the high point os the Team as a whole is two fights. This one and that one has a nice game (Clayton, Ryu, Puig, etc), but as a team, very very little to hold on to.
That fucking shit lineup owes CK a win for sure, but considering it's a minor leaguer opposing us, we'll probably eat shit as we normally do.
What a sad excuse for a team.
How anyone can look at this Dodger team, and be aware of what it's done, or hasn't done for years now, and say Colletti is a good GM, is beyond me.

 

Hillman makes me miss Mattingly.
My God, did I just see Ellis bat with the game on the line in the 9th repping the tying run against a RHP with Skippy available? I mean since he wasn't used with the game on the line in the 8th inning against that RHP and instead Uribe was. I don't think he has the shits since he made it to the on deck circle.
Other than that and the lame ass lineup, great job....although it sure seemed a bit boring. Maybe that was the bats.

I thought we had CK, apparently the Pirates have one too. Cloneing sucks cause that guy was awesome.

As bad as our pitching seemed to be, we got shut the fuck out once again...so why complain about Gurrier or Fife?. Somehow we gave up only 3 runs. It's the typical B.S. middle of the order choke jobs. Having our currently best hitter leadoff and bunt for singles is just a waste IMO.
AGon is Matt Kemping the fuck out of us in the 3hole...leave him there just because Hanely and Puig wouldn't do better right? Fucking move him down! And then there's Ethier with the warning track power. I guess the HR vs. AZ was a freak thing...fooled again.

Oh then there's AJ. He's rusty, I understand...but that AB in the 8th inning made me throwup all over the floor....it was a great hack at a ball bouncing in front of the plate.

I saw an aweful lot of horrific, no...beyond horrific swings on 2-0 and 3-0 pitches today...a record number. Did Hillman give orders to swing? I think a green light means swing if it's good, what the fuck does Hillman's mean? Swing at it or get fined?

It's hard to be optimitic and have fairys, pixie dust, rainbows, and stuff coming out of my ass after a game like that. Fuck you Darth.

 

This team is a joke. I cant wait for the offseason already ...

 

Broken record bkitch.
Seriously though, I cannot make a case for them tonight.

 

it doesn't matter...

but c'mon really?

how can you even say it's the first or second time that you've said it?? Really? LOL!!

it doesn't matter... it's all good... if we can win one once in a fucking while

I'm kind of tired of the bleeding avatar already but we're still in last place so it might be there a while ...

 

We need a productive version of Kemp back. It's the only thing that can salvage this season. If the 2013 Kemp shows back up, we ain't doing shit. This team isn't good enough as it is.