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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Nov 15, 2011.

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  1. grizz

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    Yeah, I think Uribe went grando or something.All remember is I was close to painting the town red with you. All I know is the Dodgers beat the fucking dogshit out of the Gnats. But yeah all I remember was I coming back to a family reunion drunk as shit coming back from a Astros game when Wandy Rod threw the ball away trying to slam it in his glove haha.
     
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    Pretty sure it was Mike Hampton who did that funny shit. Was 2009, and hilarious from memory.
     
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    Yeah you are right, it was Hampton haha.
     
  4. irish

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    no we win by a country mile. one of the most embarrassing moments i have ever witnessed as a dodger fan.
     
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    Absolutely fucking ripped kids on COD right now. Feeling good and confident in my teams chances at Anaheim on June 28-30.
     
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    Good work. School those little fuckers.
     
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    happy to report last night at the lair went flawlessly and i made great strides to improve on stealth of the place as the party was in progress.
    i think i have all but eliminated the threat from down the street by pitting people against each other and letting them fight it out.
    i even had time to throw a few singhas back down the street in the middle of the event it was going so well. sitting in my favorite local thai spot my ex walks in w her date and she and i act cool but the guy is obviously feeling strange. besides it is sort of my spot although the food is great and i don't exactly hang out there. the bar girls are awesome and i have known them for years so as if on cue they start kissing me and hugging me more than usual.
    i am only there 30 minutes and need to get back to the event and as i go to say goodbye to the ex and her friend sitting at a table one of the girls is squatting down to take their order. she raises up and rubs her ass from my knees to my crotch and backs up on me sexy as fuck. turns around puts both arms around my neck and kisses me goodbye. it was awesome and the dude is just open mouth while the ex laughs it off. fucking brilliant and totally unexpected. i walk out w a small buzz and a smile on my face.
    return to the party and people are leaving in droves. fuck yeah a dream come true. salvadorian party and theres at least half a keg left so i as the party winds down i down a few and talk to guests about their next event. i think maybe the guy who threw the party gets worried this irishman and his buddies will knock out the remainder of the keg so i tell him to take the kegerator and bring it back next week. he's amazed and takes me up on it. which is great because i feel much better today because of it. that was my first quincenero or boys 15.
    smoke a quick bowl w the manager and i am talking up one of the servers thats sexy as hell. as people are packing up she brings her car up. brand new 13 bmw wow. ok now i am more than interested. quickly figure out she has a bf she loves and plant a seed for next time as you never know. but her car needs to move and she give me the key and says take it for a spin. nice. its like a cockpit in there and my manager jumps and off we go. 320i 4 bang so its not that great but its fun.
    head home at 2 and theres present wrapped on my bed. ps3. my daughter comes out of her room and kisses me good night and we have one of those quick chats that mean everything to a father and she retires. toss back a shot of tequila and i'm out.
    oh yeah todays my birthday. did i mention i'm a lucky man? sushi tonight w my family.
    long live the lair :lair:
     
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    ^:diablo: Great post. That's a pretty cool world you live in - with babes, beemers and parties - and most importantly good family all around.
    Happy B'day and good sushi to all!
     
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    thanks bud, i feel extremely lucky to have this life. its been a wild five years or so and i've always tried to remain positive. my circle of friends has expanded incredibly as well as my imagination which is the greatest gift i ever received. wish i would have figured that part out sooner but no regrets. whats the point?
    its amazing how life is all about what you choose to focus on. theres plenty of bad shit in my life but i never let it own me. face it down and move on. thats all there is.
     
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    yes, Diablo you sound sage and a happy man.
    The way that you wander is the way that you choose,
    The day that you tarry, is the day that you lose"
    ----------Jerimiah Johnson
     
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    Just found a website that has all my answers for my lab class lol
     
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    For all those impatient for the upcoming baseball season. Over the course of the month I have watched three New Zealand vs England cricket test matches. 15 days of cricket and all three games ended in a draw. Fuck me.
     
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    i watched it everyday i was in sri lanka because there wasn't anything else resembling sports on. you can see the roots of baseball in cricket. abner may have seen a match or two prior to his invention.
     
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    That's a fucking great night Mike.
     
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    HIMYM tonight was on point.
     
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