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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.

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  1. irish

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    Careful, Joe Biden is a necromancer.
    His power comes from beyond the grave.
    His cultists are devoted to harnessing votive energy from the dead for a spiritual power transfer to keep creepy Joe's zombie corpse animated.
    He feeds on lesser democrat politicians BRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
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    and yet 75 million voted for him...:clap::laff:
    crime of the century
    no matter what side you're on no way are those real numbers
     
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    by any means necessary
    when was the first time you heard that and what did it mean to you?
     
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    Its like when Putin wins every election by more votes than there are human beings in Russia
     
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    Cook County agrees.
     
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    You think so about Joe ? Dead or non compus mentus, eh ? Mistress Kamala President ? Wow.
    What do you figure...he's the victim of the head cold that's killing everyone ?
    I just read 5 minutes ago, that one absolutely positive sign you have/had it is losing your sense of taste and smell. That happened to me about a week after it came to the east coast. Same time my old friend was hospitalized. Now he's been dead over 6 months...
    Damn, this stubborn head cold thing. Might shut down NJ and NY, pretty much. Not too good here these days.
    Carpe diem..
    I guess with mask on...
     
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    I think they just DIDNT want Bernie Sanders to be their guy.
     
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    and yet assimilates none of their (albeit limited) knowledge
     
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    Because zombies are like vampires.
    They just want to get their rocks off.
    They don't really care about you.
    Just looking for a good time.
    Either picking your brain or sucking your soul.
    That's why vampires don't have dogs as pets.
    They are like anarchist atheist antifa types.
    They hate government. All government and all authority.
    They hate your dog and don't want a dog anywhere near their door.
    Everytime you pass by your house they get angry at you walking your dog.
    They complain about all the dog shit.
    You tell them that its part of nature.
    So they learn to be anti the authority of nature too.
    But then they see that more people have a dog and are loving it.
    The dog fetches them their paper and brings them good news.
    The dog fetches them a beer when they are thirsty and tired.
    The dog provides them company when nobody else is close.
    The dog gives his owner many benefits the least of these is love.
    The vampire zombie sees this and learns that having a pet is something of value.
    So he hires himself a witcher than can build him a golem that can attract a dragon.
    Soon realizes that you can train a dog to do tricks for you and entertain the people then get out of the way... but with a dragon you are just along for the ride and you can't tell it what to do because it can lay waste to you and everything you hold dear in an instant.
    But if you had to have a pet you wanted a dragon.
    Then the vampire needs to hire a psyche goon to sit next to him and say go on whenever he starts to ramble about his woes and how he just can't go on.
    In capitalist america the dragon flies high.
    But in communist russia dragon drag you.
    All the way to chinese democracy.

    The great world serpent of the deep watery pit around the tree in the middle of the garden.
    The leviathan biding its time as its bites its own tail like a beast chomping at the bit.
    Until the time that all hell breaks loose and the kraken releases.
     
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    Resting is prohibited.
    Breathe deep.
    It's crunch time.
    So grab your stick.
    And goon.
     
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    Trump has the family by the jewels.
    And if he squeezes the jewels what comes out will give birth to a brand new world.
    Rudy knows.
    Remember the 11th of November when the red thermite powder plot toppled the towers of power when the shields were brought down.
    Rudy has the goods on everyone.
     
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    before the Camelot of Arthur was the tyranny of his father Pendragon, the persecutor of the Druids.
    and Draconian measures make you think that where there is smoke and light that there is fire.
    while the Dragon uses white smoke and black mirrors to accuse the current generations Druids of magical arts.
    when its just the art of Camulus aka Cool McCool the Kukukachoo who is the cumulus riding spirit of the Finnished Celts who view the sooth we call sky when they where Scythians sith lords of the hidden shee wearing scythes for boots as they ski the milky white way of the clouds.
    because draconian measures breed new slayers.
    but someone needs the call in the calvalry.
    and thats what the druids are for
    to say the sooth
    not to soothe what you say
    the sooth and nothing but the sooth
     
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    the wiggers are poor tribal muslims who eat halal
    those without chi enslave the wiggers
    the emirates are tax haven elite who eat halal
    but also drink and do drugs and eat non halal
    this makes their bellies swell and organs fail
    while wiggers have healthy organs that are halal
    and those that lost their chi sell them online
     
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    i eat halal
    *mouth waters recalling his brother in law's lamb curry boiling in the kitchen*
     
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    I enjoy haram.
     
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    green eggs and haram
     

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