DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    KEMP: "Hey man, how you doing?"
    ARRU: "Bien, joto."
    KEMP: "And welcome to the Dodgers..."
    ARRU: "Gracias, estupido."
    KEMP: "It's my team, so if you need anything..."
    ARRU: "Si, payaso."
    KEMP: "Maybe I can set you up with some Hollywood bkitches!..."
    ARRU: "¿Pero no eres tú el hembra, asno?"
    KEMP: "Man you gotta to teach me mexican so I can holla with you boys!..."
    ARRU: "Tonto ignorante, vete a la chingada, pinche maricón!"
    KEMP: "Man, what a beautiful language..."
    ARRU: "Pinche cundango mamapinga..."

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    KID: "Hello..."
    TOMMY: "Now what the fuck is this?!!!"
    KID: "I was wondering if..."
    TOMMY: "The fuck you wearing that fucken jersey for?!!!
    KID: "Well I'm a D'backs fan, but was hoping..."
    TOMMY: "Fuck the D'Backs and fuck you, you fucken fuck!!!"
    KID: "Can't I please just have an autograph?..."
    TOMMY: "How about I sign you ckunt whore slut mom's ass after I'm done fucking her, you stupid fuck fucken fuck!!!!!!
    KID: "Wow, you're a really angry old man..."
    TOMMY: "Fuck you, you'd be angry too if you had to sit here and deal with disloyal cunt fuck fucken cunts fucks like you!!!"
    KID: ~[walking off] "Well, thanks anyway..."
    TOMMY: "Hey, come back here you cunt fuck fucken cunt!!! I'll kick your cunt fuck fucken ass!!!"

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    PHOTOGRAPHER: "Alright guys, smile!..."
    LASORDA: "Just hurry the fuck up!"
    PHOTOGRAPHER: "Okay, hold still and..."
    LASORDA: "And tell this fucken slope to get his arm off of me!!!"

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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    UMP: "Pleasure to meet you Mr. Lasorda."
    TOMMY: "Whatever..."
    UMP: "In my opinion, you were one of the best to ever manage."
    TOMMY: "Yeah, great. Now I can't even manage to not crap my fucken pants!..."
    UMP: "Um... okay, nice to meet you."
    TOMMY: "Go fuck yourself, you stupid fucken cunt fuck bitch cunt whore fuck fuck!!!"
    UMP: :smh:

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  5. BlueMouse

    BlueMouse 2020 World Champions

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    I was there when this photo was taken, and that's almost word for word how this conversation really went down.
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    that's because i have esp
    but i'd settle for time warner :sobbing:
     
    irish, Mar 13, 2014
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    BlueMouse 2020 World Champions

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    You have to move.

    Maybe we can all pool our money, rent a place in the TW area, and broadcast the feed to hundreds of starving Dodger fans?
     
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    VIZCAINO: "Stay down, stay down, STAY DOWN!!!"
    ERISBEL: "Damn dude, how'd you get out?"
    VIZCAINO: "What the fuck are you talking about?!!!"
    ERISBEL: "Thought you had to do time for punching that umpire..."
    VIZCAINO: "Punching an umpire -- god damnit, that's Jose Fucken Offerman!!!"
    ERISBEL: "Sorry bruh, but all you mexicans look the same."
    VIZCAINO: "Racist!!!"
    ERISBEL: "Scrub."

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    lol
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    DONNIE: "Gonna just take it one game at a time..."
    TOMMY: "Dude, I hate you sooooooo fucken much."

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    :ruca:

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    This is some funny shit.
    When I read Tommy saying 'fuckin' fuck" and that kinda stuff, I can't help thinking of Dennis Hopper in "Blue Velvet".
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    Brilliant, Darth...and I'm still trying to figure out how you got that accent tilde over the proper Spanish words. In fact "tilde" needs one, but I don't have a clue how to do it....
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    darth???
     
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    no caption necessary...

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    yesssss?????? :D :D
     
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    Someone make a rape joke
     
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    :facepalm: :rofl:
     
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    Sorry, Irish, man...it's that goddamn acid I dropped back in '72.
     
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    TURNER: "Smile for the camera, honey!"
    Ms TURNER: "Whatever douche."
    TURNER: "Honey, what's wrong?"
    Ms TURNER: "You got a major league contract..."
    TURNER: "Yeah..."
    Ms TURNER: "Least you could have done was buy me some implants, you ginger ckunt!!!"

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