DODGERS The PHOTO CAPTION Thread

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    URIBE: "What the fucking problema, payaso?!!!"
    GRUNT: "Dude, we're in Minnesota!"
    URIBE: "So, what that mean?!!!"
    GRUNT: "It's just a little harder than you might imagine to find a Taco Bell is all. But there's a White Castle..."
    URIBE: "White Castle??? You fucking racist!!!"
    GRUNT: :facepalm:
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    KID: "Hi Mr. Garciaparra, you're my favorite player ever! Can I have an autograph?"
    NOMAR: "Sorry kid, I don't sign for Mexicans."
    KID: "Wow, racist."
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    GUY IN MIDDLE: "For the last fucken time, I'm not Tommy Lee Jones!!!"
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    KEMP: "What are you doing?"
    SVS: "I'm carrying you up to the plate."
    KEMP: "Um, bruh, I think I can handle it."
    SVS: "Yeah, no way we're risking your porcelain ass breaking on the way there bkitch."
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    TURNER: "Hey little man, what's happening?"
    KID: "Uh, what's happening is you're getting carrot juice all over my baseball, you ginger ckunt!"
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    TOMMY: "Damn Hatch, why didn't you bring more skanks like this around when you were playing?"
    HATCHER: "Tommy... this is my wife."
    TOMMY: "What, no way?!!! Turn around and let me check out dat bubble, bkitch? Yup, thought so."
    HATCHER: "Thought so what?"
    TOMMY: "Yeah, I banged this pig in between a doubleheader in '88."
    HATCHER: "Come on, Tommy. This is my dear wife you're talking about!"
    MS. HATCHER: "Um, Mickey... remember when you asked why I wanted to same our first born Tommy?..."
    TOMMY: "That's right, and I bet the little fuck is hung like a mule..."
    HATCHER: :sobbing:
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    TOMMY: "And so, Gary, my shit stays rock hard wayyyyyy more than 4 hours."
    VITTI: "Okay, and no offense Tommy, but why exactly is that a problem?"
    TOMMY: "No problem for me, Gary. But your wife's ass is getting sore. Not that you've ever heard that complaint from her..."
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    CK: (thinking) "I wonder what I'm gonna do with all this money..."
    AJ: (thinking) "I wonder if I still have a job..."
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    DBB: "Yo Davey, how's my nigga?"
    LOPES: "Say nigga... one more time..."
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    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    dbb, stealing a line from field of dreams...

    "Hey, when did all these players get here?"

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    CK: "Awesome, just fucken awesome..."

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    DBB: "So wouldn't every hitter be in scoring position?"
    ZACK: "No, you fucken idiot!"
    DBB: "Well, why is 2nd base scoring position and 1st base isn't?"
    ZACK: "Because when you're on 2nd your halfway home, you fucken hayseed!!"
    DBB: "Okay, smart guy... 1st base is only 90 feet from home, so it's actually closer."
    ZACK: "Really? Are you really that fucken stupid?!!!"
    DBB: "You can't argue with logic, Zachary..."
    ZACK: "I really hate you."
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    LOL, I love Greinke (obviously this is fake, but still Greinke is the homie)
     
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    WALLACH: "Okay, so what's this meeting about?"
    DBB: "I think someone took my magic 8-ball."
    KERSH: "What the fuck is a magic 8-ball?"
    WALLACH: "It's this toy, before your time..."
    DBB: "It's not a toy!"
    KERSH: "So what's it do?"
    WALLACH: "You ask it a question, shake it, and it gives you one of several generic responses. Total bullshit."
    DBB: "It's not bullshit, it really works!!!"
    KERSH: "So what do you use it for?"
    WALLACH: "He uses it throughout the game for everything; stealing, hit-and-runs, matchups, you name it..."
    KERSH: "Is that true?"
    DBB: "It's not a toy, it's not bullshit, it really works!!!"
    KERSH: :rolleyes:
    WALLACH: :facepalm:
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    DBB: "Have any of you guys seen my magic 8-ball?"
    DEE: "Nah bkitch, but I can score you an 8-ball."
    PEREZ: "And I can get you some weed."
    HAREN: "And I can get you some tweak."
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    DBB: "Timmy, you're going to have to manage today. I gotta go to Toys R' Us."
    WALLACH: "Hey, if you pass by the toddler's area, say hi to Ruven for me!"
    DBB: "Who?"
    WALLACH: "Oh, never mind."
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    was going to do something with this one, but i didn't want to burn i hell...

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    Little Girl: Mister. Do you know which one is my daddy:
    Man: Lemme see.
    Girl: Is it #27?
    Man: I doubt it it. He's what we call 'soft' . So that leads to other 'man' problems.
    Girl: Is it #66?
    Man: I don't think so. He isn't smart enough yet.
    Girl: Is it #16?
    Man: Hmm. That might be possible but he's actually happily married.
    Girl is it #5
    Man: Let us pray it isn't. But stay close. He looks hungry.
    Girl: Is it....(Man interupts her).. who do you want it to be?
    Girl: (Excited) That one. That one!
    Man: Oh Carl? (Thinks to himself-fuck it).
    Yes!! That's your daddy and you now have 12 brothers and sisters.[​IMG]
     
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    Luis Gonzalez? LOL
     
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    Grainkey: Hey AJ. Remember when I signed I said I followed the money?

    AJ: Sure do. But as long as you pitch well, no one is going to care.

    Grainkey: Look here milk toast, I wasn't looking for some sorry ass apologist support. I wanted to make a point.

    AJ: Got it. Sorry buddy (thinking over paid whiny little bkitch that can pitch). What's your point?

    Grainkey: My point is this. I'm sticking to that statement win or lose. Something has to justify why I came here with a bunch of non hitting over paid no fire having millionaires and a fucking tool of a manager that couldn't run a little league team of Downs children.

    AJ: Damn. That's harsh Zack. Mellow out bro.

    Grainkey: Tell you what meatball. Get your soft ass off the bench, hit .260, cover my ass when I throw at someone. That's right bkitch, I havent forgotten your failure with that fkag Quentin. And then I might "mellow out".

    And block some balls in the dirt you lazy fuck. You're thirty points away from being the next Dave Sax!

    AJ: I'm going to go talk to Kersh.
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    AJ: "Third! third!! THIRD!!!
    MALHOMO: "Huh, wut?"
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