Mets PA Announcer: And batting 9th for the Dodgers, pitcher Zach Lee! Dum Dum: What? Is that guy some kind of idiot? I'm calling up there. I hope Zack isn't pissed off about that. That's all he needs. A distraction while chasing Dodgers history. And I used to think this city was a neat place.
Dum Dum: Well. That was fast. I feel bad for Zack. I was sure he'd break Orel's record. I hope he's OK with this disappointment. Honeycutt: Probably more "OK with it" than we are with your stupid ass.
ALEX: "So, how's it look?" PUIG: "Dude, I ain't no protocologicist but I think you got aids." ALEX: "What?!!!" PUIG: "Either that or anal warts, look." ALEX: "Dude, that's just my shit on your finger." PUIG: "Yeah, but wait till you taste it pinche pendejo." ALEX:
CC: Yo Dawg. You remember dem jokes bout da fourth outfielder and shit during Spring Training? Joc: Oh yeah. That was funny shit CC. CC: Joke is on you cocky white boy. Me, Dre and Yassey be running this field now bkitch. Joc: :surrender:
KERSH: "Hey skip, any advice for facing this lineup?" DONNIE: "See the ball, hit the ball. Baseball 101." KERSH: "Um, have you really not yet figured out that I'm a pitcher." DONNIE: "Oh, fuck!" KERSH: "What?" DONNIE: "I can believe I just clued you in on what hitters do!" KERSH: "What's the big fucken deal?" DONNIE: "Now no one will ever be able to get a hit off you." KERSH: "Yeah, it's kinda that way already." DONNIE: "Don't get cocky Brett." KERSH: "OFFS "
Dum Dum: Hey Ron. Uh. Wrong uniform buddy. McGwire: Yeah man. What the fuck? Roenicke: Haha. Don't sweat it boys. With your offense and base running. No one will even notice. Shit. Do you even get guys to third base? Dum Dum: McGwire:
SVS: Clay. Don't hang up. I have a question for the upper brass. CK: OK. Hold on, Scotty has a question. What is it bud? SVS: Ask them if I'm the 5th outfielder or sixth? Joc and I aren't sure which of us is which. CK: Haha. I'll ask but isn't it a moot point? Why be greedy bro? You're already the sixth infielder and third catcher. SVS: Wow
Joc: Hey there buddy. Want an autograph on your baseball? Kid: Oh yes! Please. Can you call Andre and Yasiel over here? I need to add to my collection. Joc: OK. But don't you want to add mine as well? Kid: Last week I would have wanted to but I only collect autographs of starters. Sorry. Joc: (Damn bitch ass little fuck)
Joc: Aww man. That sucks. Puig: What? What you looking at Joc? Joc: The scoreboard. Look. I'm batting 9th. That sucks. Puig: That doesn't suck homey. Joc: Oh yeah? You don't think so? Puig: No man. It's ok. Zack is good. It don't suck. You do. Joc:
UMP: "What the fuck do you want, Meat?" DBB: "I want to review that last play." UMP: "Asshole, the game hasn't started yet." A.J.: "See the shit I have to put up with!" DBB: "Not now Butera." UMP: "lol, Butera... that's fucken epic.... A.J.: "FML
DDD: Explain to me the rule regarding that play. Ump: It was out of the strike zone. It bounced in front of the plate. That's why I called it a ball. DDD: Yeah. But if it bounces over the plate in the strike zone, you have call it a strike. AJ: Now you see what we have to deal with all the time? Have fun Blue. UMP: :doh: