MATTINGLY: "Hey Siri, how will the Marlins fare in 2016." SIRI: "Much better, once they fire your sorry ass in July." WOMAN: "Ouch." GUY (in LAD hat): "lol, that's what his wife said last night." SIRI: "Good one, Dodger fan." MATTINGLY: "Wow, dicks!" SIRI: "And that is what she will be saying tonight before having unprotected sex and engaging in intravenous drug use with numerous male partners." GUY/WOMAN: "Good one Siri!" SIRI: "Thank you both, but he makes it so easy." MATTINGLY: