DODGERS Dbacks GM wants revenge/more reasons to hate them

It would be frustrating to be a DBag fan this season. Good.

It all started so golden...
The Dodgers are terrible in Spring training. Only Puig is killing it, but he's not ready for the bigs and there's no room for him anyway.
The HanRam gets hurt in the WBC game...LOL, that'll hurt 'em a bit.
Watch the the Dodger's high payroll juggernaut sink to the bottom the 1st two months.
Get a good lead in the division. Oh man, it looks like we are going to get a great shot at this division.
See the Dodger's lose their 2nd best pitcher in a brawl in S.D.
Watch key Dodger players get injured and re-injured and it looks like they will be a non-factor.
Paul Goldshmidt is just awesome. MVP all the way...and he's all ours! We got this shit.
Giants pitching is shit! LOL, We've Got this Shit!

and then...
Start a fight with the Dodgers and completely get your asses kicked on the field and in the game.
See you manager and coaches also get bitchslapped on the field the same night.
Lose in the suspension process.
see the Dodger's panic and bring up a superstar prematurely, a superstar that looks to be a man to fear for years and years to come.
See Hanley Ramirez and Zach Greinke comeback and look to be primed for good seasons.
See the Dodger juggernaut rise from the depths and become nearly and literally unbeatable.
See your team fall apart like a cheap card table, the only solace is that 3 other division teams are faltering also.
See the Dodgers catch you and there's seemingly out of your control as you are playing ok now...but they keep gaining ground.
See the Dodgers pass your asses and still...a helpless feeling...out of your hands...the fucking Dodgers just won't stop winning.
See the Dodger get a big lead on you...but then there seems to be light again.
The Dodgers begin to struggle....you can catch them if you can just get hot again.
You cannot get hot, you seem to be treading water behind the sputtering Dodgers.
Well the season is lost, but you have to keep the Dodgers from clenching in your house.
You can't stop them, you fail.
The Dodgers keep hitting your players and you don't retaliate probably because you are too focused on stopping them. Maybe because they are scared of Howell, Donny, and McGuire fucking people up!
You fail, Dodgers WIN the West in your house! All while your two cocky finger wagging fucks don't do shit the whole series. Parra and Montero fail you.
The Dodgers are spraying bubbly all over your clubhouse...this sucks it's hard to watch.
The Dodgers then against all rules run out on the field like 10 year olds starting the summer...running and laughing all the way out to your swimming pool.
The Dodgers are so excited, AGon is actually out running security and his faster teammates to get to that magical pool.
The Dodgers are so dead set on getting into that pool, they even help fat players over the fence!
That pool, once a place your team celebrated is now full of the hated Dodgers.
The Dodger juggernaut is now pissing in your beloved pool! You have no evidence, but you know those fuckers are pissing and pissing.
Finally some revenge, the media has turned on the Dodgers.
Wait what happened...the shit just went away...no one's talking about it. No one"s suspended...they just get to keep going like nothing happened? Fuck that!
The Dodgers beat the Braves. Biased umpiring and TV coverage couldn't stop them. Fuck!

 

Haven't talked to too many people about it, but one of my friends called him an idiot and wants the whole FO gutted.

I just don't understand how people can be a fan of that team. They set themselves up so bad for public humiliation.

 

Donnie Dum Dum has tried and even his idiocy can't seem to stop them.

 

Thanks...I started and it just kept flowing...LOL like a rant i guess. I certainly didn't plan it to be that long at all.

 

and a particularly well vented blue rant it will be...

huhzah huhzah... to the Ford!!