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i remember ted williams being asked what was tougher, golf or baseball
his reply...
"golf, because you have to play your foul balls"

 

i think you'll be surprised at what you retain
i've never taken the bar
but i passed the insurance agent and real estate exams both on the first try -- when i was sure i wouldn't pass either
you'll do fine young squire

 

i came close to being fired thursday
i was overheard saying stuff about putin and how he would use every psychological trick in the book to work hillary
including using the physical needs of a woman that every man knows
a white knight reported me to HR because of my 'denigrating' women leaders
someone else put in a complaint that im also a racist and that i talk about religion while in the workplace
which i dont, people ask me questions and i respond truthfully which got me in trouble with the law of political correctness and their white knight policy officers

 

OMG...the white knights.
It's so pathetic there's even a word for that.

 

never talk religion or politics with co-workers
they'll either oppose it or not understand it
and someone will almost always report you for being "insensitive"
that's the world we now live in
the world of fear
everyone is so quick to point out what others are saying because they fear what they think being exposed
the old firestarter/diversionary tactic
nietzsche may not have been right about god, but walt kelly was about the enemy
because no matter how many people you have spewing insensitivity training, it'll make zero difference if they don't understand or agree with it
the emporer IS naked... we just don't like to talk about it

 

This place is a locker room, there are like 30 something dudes and 3 or 4 women. They talk about everything you could think of, rape jokes are common as is talk of murdering, skullfucking, babykilling, the size of godzillas wang and what kind of damage it would do, etc...
Yet my topics of conversation where deemed inappropriate.
I had not worked with a bunch of people in a long time, for the pas 16 years my jobs have been in small offices with a handful or fewer employees.
Maybe i just dont do well in large groups.
Its really nice until somebody gets butthurt and makes a complaint.
Same shit happened the last time i worked at a corporation.
Then again its nice to have health benefits

 

I sometimes think i was better off growing my plants and living off the land like a mexican hillbilly.
I know i should not talk about this kind of stuff at work or in mixed company, but i hate this PC bullshit so much its almost making me want to vote for the Donald with Hulk Hogan as his running mate.