DOUCHE OF THE DAY Thread

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  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    Guerrier and Ely, fucken fags

    um, wrong thread homo:gaywave2:try HERE
     
  2. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    DOUCHE OF THE DAY STANDINGS
    • (2) - Chris
    • (2) - Atlanta Braves
    • (2) - Hanley
    • (2) - Adrian
    • (2) - Dodgers Offense
    • (2) - Guerrier
    • (1) - Ely
    • (1) - JJ Putz
    • (1) - Alfonso Soriano
    • (1) - Victorino
    • (1) - Justin Germano
    • (1) - Kemp
    • (1) - Drew Storen
    • (1) - Big Daddy Kaine
    • (1) - Angel Campos (Umpire)
    • (1) - Alec Baldwin
    • (1) - Melky Cabrera
    • (1) - Mark Ellis
    • (1) - AJ Ellis
    • (1) - Joe Blanton
    • (1) - Tim Wallach
    • (1) - Joaquín Árias
    • (1) - Irish
    • (1) - Ethier
    • (1) - IBB
    • (1) - Lance Barrett (Umpire)
     
  3. darth550

    darth550 Baba Yaga

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    Guerrier.....
     
  4. doyerfan

    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    I say offense. Big time offense. Guerrier and Ely are last guys on the bullpen, wtv. But the offense to only get 1 run off Eric fucking Stults? Matt Kemp to not do shit once again off all these lefties? Fucking pathetic. Onlly run off Stults was Ethier HR, and we all know how Ethier is versus lefties.

    Plus, the offense being so pathetic has lead to the bullpen being taxed which in turn lead to having to rely on Guerrier/Ely. It's lame they gave up those runs but I think it's fucking pathetic that in 10 innings they could only get 3 pathetic ass runs.
     
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    i go w the offense. guerrier is what he is. a basic reliever being pressed into duty because of injuries after rehab. we just waste way too many easy scoring ops.
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    2012 Dodgers: Forcing a guy who hasn't pitched all year to make his first appearances be high leverage.
     
  7. IBleedBlue15

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    The offense didn't lose us the game. Grrrr did. Whether he's a shitty reliever or not, he's making good $$$ for a relief pitcher that has lost 2 games for us the last week.

    No excuse for a relief pitcher on a fucking 3 year contract to be this bad.
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    The Astros score the least in baseball and they score 3.63 runs per game. 3 runs per game and you aren't gonna win shit anywhere.

    3 runs per game on this homestand so far is so lame with this lineup.
     
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    Offense. Fucking fags.
     
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    Generally, it's frustrating that this offense isn't exploding.

    BUT FOR THIS PARTICULAR GAME this is totally on Grrr. I can understand giving up 1 run, but blowing a fucking 2 run lead in the 8th to the Padres? That should be fucking automatic. We were going to win, until Grrr came in. That's how I look at it. Not "what if" the offense scored more runs. You can't think like that. In reality, Grrr cost us the game. In rainbow land, where this lineup actually hits, the offense lost us the game.
     
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    So if we were winning 4-2, and Grr gives up a 2 run homer to tie and then we lose, it's the offense's fault?

    What if it were 10-8? Either way you put it, Grrr loses us the game. Lol.
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    It's not one or the other. It is both. Had the Dodgers offense been scoring before this game, it might be different. But we've gotten to the point where it's pathetic, inexcusable shit from the offense. Gurieer is an idiot too. Just like the offense was. They can both be fucking idiots. End of story. Dodgers offense was a joke. Gureieer has nothing to do with the offense, he's his own man who blew a 2 run lead. So he's a douche as well. Both. Ely I can't blame. He throws batting practice up there. Whatever. We way pushed our luck there. WOuldn't of needed him for another inning if the idiot offense would come through.
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Give Kemp an honorary 3 pointer. This guy is gonna cost the Dodgers a playoff spot. As bad as that sounds it is the truth. Add all the players you want. If your MVP sucks and is moping around, you're not doing crap. Look at that faggot Posey's impact on this race.
     
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    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    And if it's 2-0 and someone blows it is it the relievers fault? When does the offense get the blame?

    Giving up less than 3 runs is not automatic like you said, even the worst teams score 3+ runs per game on average. And if Guerrier blows a 10-8 lead, you can blame him and look at who else gave up the 8 runs.

    I'd understand if the offense scored a lot recently and in this one game it's only 3 runs. But it's been happening lately, and scoring 1 run off Stults is pathetic. 3 runs per game and you won't win... What you are saying is that any time a pitcher has a 2 run lead, they should get the blame for blowing it. And that yiu cant play "what if" with the offense means you can never blame them for whatever reason cause you cant say "what if they scored". Put it in context.. The offense fucking blew. Guerrier blew, but a real offense can withhold the occasional reliever giving up runs that's gonna happen.
     
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    THINKBLUE DSP Gigolo

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    Who are you talking to?

    This offense is the biggest joke I have ever seen, so surely not me.
     
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    Grrrr, no doubt.
     
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    This...plus it's actually 11 innings=3runs right?
     
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    Remember after a walk off win awhile back, Kemp told us not to give up on them, they were gonna win the division. Well Kemp is not helping the cause.
     
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    I get your logic...very true indeed.
    But there is an excuse. Or at least, a reason.
    Ned Colletti.
    Even though we have Nick Punto.
    Ned Colletti.
     
  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    speaking of which, where is our Ned poster? :stirpot:
     

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