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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by Praetan, Jul 8, 2013.

  1. MZA

    MZA MODERATOR Staff Member

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    He was actually born a hermaphrodite, and although he didn't choose to be born with one, he did choose to keep it and ditch the dick.
     
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  2. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Where are you that YouTube is banned? Sounds like hell.
     
  3. Nirvanaskurdt

    Nirvanaskurdt DSP Legend

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    And how is DSP not banned from wherever you are? :D
     
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  4. Praetan

    Praetan Well-Known Member

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    /threadhijack
    /releasethread
    /delete
     
  5. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

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    he's in china
     
  6. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    so, yeah, hell
     
  7. LAdiablo

    LAdiablo descarado

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    creating a whole new generation of fashionistas :capn:
     
  8. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    :whistle:
     
  9. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    So I o finally decided to post here. I was wondering where all the PSD guys went for a long time..But never really thought to search..But once I started to figure out that all the good ones were gone and PSD mods like jeffy , sfrush and the other asshole mods were getting all hitler over there i decided to search for you guys..funny enough I searched bluezoo dodgers and low and behold I found DSP..

    Thought Id take a moment to introduce myself..Didn't want to create a thread to do this so I searched the forum and found this thread in which i thought was a perfect way to start chiming in..

    Look, I'm a dedicated Dodger Fan from as long as I can remember..I'm not a season ticket holder but I make it to my fare share of games each year without missing a game on the tube or radio..Me, my two boys, wife and daughter follow the dodgers every damn day without fail...Enough family shit..

    I like to talk shit..dodgers baseball & baseball in general..etc.. I play ball every week and have played against and with some really good ball players in my time... Founded a mens baseball league in San Gabriel Valley Ca however unfortunately we are on hiatus until some of our Fields are renovated.

    I'm hoping to be able to contribute to this board and really be my fuckin self instead of trying to conform to PSD rules..If you will all have me Ill be around to post..If not let me know and ill GTFO..haha

    Things I've learned while learking here:

    • Bkicth is perfered over Bitch.(and is a term of inderarment)
    • LA Ford Lives in Fontucky
    • Diablo has a lair and would like a land bridge to DS
    • Keep your kids away from Ruven
    • Theres a bunch of new guys form ESPN and the guy who brought them here uses the phrase "as shit" after every post.
    • TB is a bad ass when it comes to Ned Collettie Impersonations..
    • Irish spends a ton of time on DSP
    • VRP is the resident Sabre guy
    • Chrisdodgers is the go to minor league guy...
    If I'm forgetting a guy don't get bent..I forget shit..

    We're on a fuckin roll that in my 35 years have never seen before and its fuckin bad ass..

    Go blue,

    Tom
     
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  10. BleedBlue

    BleedBlue DSP Regular

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    Welcome, blazer5! I got perma banned from that shithole, I was Youcan'tbeatla. You'll like it here, all the members are chill. Hope you stick around.

    Here's another thing you can add to your list:

    Bleedblue>Ibleedblue :whistle:
     
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  11. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    Nice..Thanks man..I just came off of my 2nd ban in 2 weeks..( after being a member since 2008)...Those douche bags don't like guys who stand up for themselves apparently.. I remember you from PSD..glad to be here and hope to be a regular contributor here..I remember all the guys in here..It was fun when we all were regulars inPSD..Then everyone left..I stayed and it fuck it sucked..There are a few guys who are cool there but for the most part outside of the dodger forum guys get shitty.

    looking forward to posting here and talking baseball..

    Tom
     
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  12. blazer5

    blazer5 DSP Legend

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    fixed..
     
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  13. TheKnockdown

    TheKnockdown DSP Legend

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    Jesus, he fuckin nailed it. Well we're lucky as shit to have you.


    I really do say "as shit" after every post. Fuck all of you.
     
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  14. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    awesome tom
    we're stoked to have you here
    but you did forget a couple on your list...
    • blf (bestlakerfan) is confident as fuck
    • bluezoo is the coolest oldschool dodger fan you'll ever encounter
    • capntreee wears daisy dukes
    • dodgerlove has a mancrush on matt holliday
    • bluemouse is metrosexual/androgynous/sexually ambiguous, moves every couple months, drives a minivan, and likes hugging guys
    • hotruca is one hot bkitch
    • mza, bdk are mad pimps...
    • based god iz one crazy nigga who won't front on your knowledge
    • sdf (southerndodgerfan) is our resident louisiana poster... and deliverance fan
    • tuborg has a jamie mccourt/bea arthur fetish
    • darth is a bbq/grill magician
    and some additions to those previously mentioned...
    • fordie loves papa johns and rod barajas and has been doing/around everything for a long time now
    • diablo is so smooth he could talk a nun into having a threesome with kimbo slice and ron jeremy
    • ruven is like the grunion... he shows up randomly, and those who don't see him question his existence
    • tb cheats at ping pong
    • ibb wacks to married with children re-runs
    • vrp's street name is vinnie the uzr
    • chris has a car... and a job
    • the new espn crew here are cool... as shit
    but again, welcome...

    racist

    .
     
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  15. doyerfan

    doyerfan MODERATOR Staff Member Moderator

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    I'm going to ban this guy for not saying "Doyer is the handsome one around here"

    Welcome though!
     
  16. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    fuck, how did i forget doyer?
    • doyer is the handsome as fuck one around here
    racist
     
  17. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    oh yeah...
    • "racist" is the new "homo"
    racist homos
     
  18. BlueMouse

    BlueMouse 2020 World Champions

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    1. Dafuq, dude? I 100% do NOT drive a minivan. Bkitch. Everything else is true.

    2. iBleedBlue>BleedBlue
    (BleedBlue said random Dodger girl between Puig's legs "is not hot", whereas iBleedBlue said "I'd hit that... and you know how I roll.")

    3. Chris has a car? When did that happen?
     
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  19. southerndodgerfan

    southerndodgerfan Dodgers Enthusiast

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    Welcome Bkitch. ---Irish likes small boys and Dee Gordon.
     
  20. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    that part is mean
     
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