He was actually born a hermaphrodite, and although he didn't choose to be born with one, he did choose to keep it and ditch the dick.
So I o finally decided to post here. I was wondering where all the PSD guys went for a long time..But never really thought to search..But once I started to figure out that all the good ones were gone and PSD mods like jeffy , sfrush and the other asshole mods were getting all hitler over there i decided to search for you guys..funny enough I searched bluezoo dodgers and low and behold I found DSP.. Thought Id take a moment to introduce myself..Didn't want to create a thread to do this so I searched the forum and found this thread in which i thought was a perfect way to start chiming in.. Look, I'm a dedicated Dodger Fan from as long as I can remember..I'm not a season ticket holder but I make it to my fare share of games each year without missing a game on the tube or radio..Me, my two boys, wife and daughter follow the dodgers every damn day without fail...Enough family shit.. I like to talk shit..dodgers baseball & baseball in general..etc.. I play ball every week and have played against and with some really good ball players in my time... Founded a mens baseball league in San Gabriel Valley Ca however unfortunately we are on hiatus until some of our Fields are renovated. I'm hoping to be able to contribute to this board and really be my fuckin self instead of trying to conform to PSD rules..If you will all have me Ill be around to post..If not let me know and ill GTFO..haha Things I've learned while learking here: Bkicth is perfered over Bitch.(and is a term of inderarment) LA Ford Lives in Fontucky Diablo has a lair and would like a land bridge to DS Keep your kids away from Ruven Theres a bunch of new guys form ESPN and the guy who brought them here uses the phrase "as shit" after every post. TB is a bad ass when it comes to Ned Collettie Impersonations.. Irish spends a ton of time on DSP VRP is the resident Sabre guy Chrisdodgers is the go to minor league guy... If I'm forgetting a guy don't get bent..I forget shit.. We're on a fuckin roll that in my 35 years have never seen before and its fuckin bad ass.. Go blue, Tom
Welcome, blazer5! I got perma banned from that shithole, I was Youcan'tbeatla. You'll like it here, all the members are chill. Hope you stick around. Here's another thing you can add to your list: Bleedblue>Ibleedblue
Nice..Thanks man..I just came off of my 2nd ban in 2 weeks..( after being a member since 2008)...Those douche bags don't like guys who stand up for themselves apparently.. I remember you from PSD..glad to be here and hope to be a regular contributor here..I remember all the guys in here..It was fun when we all were regulars inPSD..Then everyone left..I stayed and it fuck it sucked..There are a few guys who are cool there but for the most part outside of the dodger forum guys get shitty. looking forward to posting here and talking baseball.. Tom
Jesus, he fuckin nailed it. Well we're lucky as shit to have you. I really do say "as shit" after every post. Fuck all of you.
awesome tom we're stoked to have you here but you did forget a couple on your list... blf (bestlakerfan) is confident as fuck bluezoo is the coolest oldschool dodger fan you'll ever encounter capntreee wears daisy dukes dodgerlove has a mancrush on matt holliday bluemouse is metrosexual/androgynous/sexually ambiguous, moves every couple months, drives a minivan, and likes hugging guys hotruca is one hot bkitch mza, bdk are mad pimps... based god iz one crazy nigga who won't front on your knowledge sdf (southerndodgerfan) is our resident louisiana poster... and deliverance fan tuborg has a jamie mccourt/bea arthur fetish darth is a bbq/grill magician and some additions to those previously mentioned... fordie loves papa johns and rod barajas and has been doing/around everything for a long time now diablo is so smooth he could talk a nun into having a threesome with kimbo slice and ron jeremy ruven is like the grunion... he shows up randomly, and those who don't see him question his existence tb cheats at ping pong ibb wacks to married with children re-runs vrp's street name is vinnie the uzr chris has a car... and a job the new espn crew here are cool... as shit but again, welcome... racist .
1. Dafuq, dude? I 100% do NOT drive a minivan. Bkitch. Everything else is true. 2. iBleedBlue>BleedBlue (BleedBlue said random Dodger girl between Puig's legs "is not hot", whereas iBleedBlue said "I'd hit that... and you know how I roll.") 3. Chris has a car? When did that happen?