MINOR LEAGUE/PROSPECTS Thread

Ahh yes, Stylin' Miles. The hardest part about managing Miles was finding ways to get him all the at bats he deserved.

 

Seager is ready..sittin on top of the oven cooling off. he's safe in AAA. well..safer.

 

Urias: 6IP 4H 1R 1ER 1BB 6SO

I honestly feel like this was just a mediocre performance for him. Lol

 

Miles, Punto and Jamey Carroll can suck my dick. I'm better than all those scrubs combined.

 

Wow. HOMO!

 

I would say your Dodger analysis sucks but I none of us can see your show.

 

You don't know what you're missing. It's a really great show and a lot of fun. Especially for me since the players respect me as a former elite player. They like Orel too for the same reason, but they hate Nomar because he's a disingenuous perfidious douche. Alana likes him though so everyone pretends they do as well since they're all trying to get on her. Not me though, I call him Mia Hamm's bitch to his face. It really pisses him off but he's too much of a pussy to stand up for himself. Wait til he finds out I banged Alana and Mia -- at the same time. He'll probably commit suicide. Either that or watch and jerk off. #threesomewithnomarsskanksftw

 

People in the Dodgers' front office still rave about you guys. They say "The Infield", and I know exactly who they are talking about.

 

Great show? If you are one of those people that like watching retarded people in potato sack races.

You stick with wanting other men to give you head and then go work for some LGBT talk show you flaming syphilis sore.

 

Thanks... I think.

Still angry I see. Pity you weren't able to harness that rage and make something out of your pathetic baseball career. BTW, how'd that Hall of Fame voting go for you? Here, I'll remind you... 15.2%. That's laughable. If you're hoping to get in you'd better buy a ticket. And it appears I'm not the only one who feel this way (LINK). Maybe if you hadn't acted like such a douche all those years you would have garnered more votes. Perhaps somewhere in the 20% range. And FWIW I think you could probably do pretty well in those races. So go put on a wife-beater, hang some clothes on a line from your trailer to a tree, work on your car in the front yard, open a couple of Miller High Life's, and turn on some Monster Truck Race or Tractor Pulling event.

 

Do you really want to talk careers?

Why don't you play another 20 years and you might get to 75 home runs and 1200 hits with that purse you called a bat.

Your dad was embarrassed to give you his name after that "career" you had. One that resembled a career minor leaguer.


Go climb up Watts towers. It is the only time you might ever feel on top of the world.

 

I never said you weren't a good player. But you were a self-serving prick that no one liked. Why don't you and Nomar and Luis Gonzalez get together and have a whine session about young players. Instead of alienating them you should have been helping them you selfish prick!

 

Am I there fucking daddy? Were you not talented enough to do so? Or was your brother more suited for the mentor role.

Why in the fuck do they have coaches if that's the case?


You talk too much.

 

You're the reason I shaved my moustache. Go drive your motorcycle off the Golden Gate Bridge.

 

I live in Houston so that would be impossible Meatball.

 

Because you are a bitch with tiny balls.

 

Hopefully no one ever makes an All-Time-No-World-Series-Championships team, that way we never have to talk to each other again. Bkitch.

 

I would put Leon Durham there before your sorry ass.