Try to put together the absolute hilariously bad defense you can think of. Not really going by dWar. Just by watching these circus clown defenders. Let's pretend it's still 2014 since some guys have probably moved positions since last season. 3B Zimmerman SS Hanley 2B Uggla is a good start
I'm not sure if we can give Kemp the LF position outright, at worst he can platoon with Adam Dunn (who believe it or not, actually played a few games in LF last season). Kemp vs RHP, Dunn vs LHP.
1B Howard 2B Neil Walker SS Jeter or Jed Lowrie 3B Hanley LF Holiday Cuddyer CF Myers RFCruz Beltran Hunter Trumbolol C AJ Pierdouchebag
Gonzo, when we had him, was pretty bad in LF. Luis, that one. So was Manny. Kemp, at his height, was excruciating to watch in CF. There were guys with bad arms, but that could catch the ball, like Juan Pierre. Last year at C , AJ was pretty bad. Trumbo is right up there. Consider: Big Papi is so fucking bad, he doesn't even play D anymore. Or ever. And hard to believe amongst all the bb I've watched in my life, and hesitent to say it really, but Steve Garvey, when he had to throw the ball somewhere , was positively not ML level. Or any level above Tball.
good ole garv came up as a 3bman and developed himself into a great 1bman had to; he was horrific at the hot corner got voted into the asg his first full year -- as a write-in; wasn't even on the ballot -- and won the game mvp... and the nl mvp... and a gold glove weird how shit works out... if not for his failures at 1b we might have never seen ron cey in dodger blue
Evan Gattis in LF, 2013 NLDS. Dumbass Braves, lol. Old-school Ryan Braun at third should get some consideration also.
