MLB Trade Rumors @mlbtraderumors MT @JonHeymanCBS: oswalt got $5M guaranteed (not pro-rated) plus $1M incentives, as @ScottMCBS reported. As expected, oh well.
Fuck it, get Hamels. With Doc down, maybe the Phillies will get scared and trade him. Might have to do it fast though. Howard and Utley are supposedly coming back soon, so that window of fear may not last.
I say we light his ass up if we see them this year....hint hint. And, if we win, we should all write emails to Oswalt how that whole TX thing worked out. If his arm faills off, so much the better. Obviously, his bitch came through.
Meh... I'm glad we didn't get him. I'm tired of these 1/2 season mercenaries who sit on their ass for the first 3 months of the season. And all this hoopla for a guy who probably would have slotted in at #4 in our rotation. He wasn't exactly stellar last year. It would have been a waste of a move for us.
http://www.cbssports.com/mlb/blog/s...rotation-help-with-feliz-out-oswalt-deal-done Bright side out of all of this is that the front office is trying and putting money down.. But the question remains: Why the move?
My question is, if you knew you'd take less money to stay near home, why the fuck did you even work out for us? Fuck you Oswalt, go blow out your achilles you disingenuous piece of fuck!
other than lilly possibly being injured worse than reported. bills is and always will be bills harang has not been as awful as i think most around here say but he's about equal to bills capauano is not going to go 24-3 as good as he's been oswalt is a better option than jamey wright
Are you guys kidding when you say Oswalt to the pen? this guy's got a huge ego...I don't see him coming out of anybody's pen. 'Course I could be wrong, and fuck his shit kickin' asshole from here to Possum Holler anyway. This might sound a little pollyannaish...but I think one of the reasons we are maintaining, why we are what we are this season, is that we have a club of guys that want to be Dodgers.
I honestly just laughed about as hard as I ever have on this website. THat shit was so fucking funny.
^^^The 20th Century fanfare is the perfect soundtrack for Dee when he is the lead off hitter. The Price Is Right horn is for Loney whenever he comes up with the bases loaded.