D'BAGS/DODGERS Game Thread

If it were only his face on the bouncy Aussie hurdler, instead of her's. Now that fucking Vlad the Impaler VRP has taken the joy out of it all.
Mickey's face on that body?: PRICELESS!

 

Oh and I saw Rhianna last night on SNL.
I have read that she looks like a man, and is horrible and not sexy and this and that.
Well maybe I saw a clone or something. But the one I saw looked fucking awesome and beautiful. And it was a good number , too.
I mention this because I think also watching Kemp, who now has trouble being a singles hitter, should jump back on that fine shit, and bone her until she can't walk. That's my suggestion. Fuck his way back into our hearts. Or into a 3/4, 3 RBI day.
Instead of running into the OF wall, run into her vag for a few hours, and maybe the testosterone will flow or something.
I know, I know...he's just in a little slump. I know.
Again.
Like that guy Adrian Loney.
Damn, sorry. WTF is wrong with this keyboard?

 

Quick question, any particular reason tomorrow's game is at 8?

 

i guess this is what you saw. my theory is you go hypnotized by a girl slapping her pussy



she also looks like this

 

And this



She's hot, without a doubt

 

and this

 

OK OK... so she's a man.
Like Joe E. Brown said in the last scene of "Some Like It Hot", "nobody's perfect".

That's Samuel L. Jackson, right?
Nice ass though, Sammy.
No, I actually saw the second song she did. It was better than that one. But yes, I have always been a proponent of pussy smacking. Isn't everyone?
Except finooks.

 

of course pussy slapping works esp w the words stick it all in. still that thing is a wig and a date. just saying.

 

2B MEllis/LF Vic/1B Loney/CF Kemp/SS HRam/RF Ethier/3B Cruuuz/C Treanor/P Capuano

Same old lineup...different day. Still await 1B production in the 3 hole.

 

That would be an improvement right now.

 

Gonna be fucked without AJ's arm. Pretty much the only thing making this series close.

 

I think Kemp should get today off. Unfortunately the alternatives are just so horrid. Juan Rivera is really our 4th OFer?

 

Cards and Pirates losing, chance to get to 0.5 back. We'll lose 1-0.

 

ALFONSOOOO

 

Wow, there is literally nobody at the game today. 20,000 MAYBE

 

I'd like to compare Rivera to other 4th OFers. I'd bet he's at least average if not one of the better ones.

 

Don't give up 6 runs ok Cap?

 

Hate to be this guy, but Cap's gonna get fucking destroyed. Just look at his pitches, everything's flat, I have no faith in him anymore.

 

Cap has been awful for a while. What's his ERA in the second half? Pushing 6? Shit dude. 1-2 pitch for fuck's sake.