D'FAGS/DODGERS Game Thread

Can Kemp do anything right?

 

Again...

Over/Under

Matt Kemp has an IQ of 91.

 

Kemp at the plate...
watch a perfect strike... kick at the dirt
foul a pitch... kick at the dirt

finally gets a hit to left only to stupidly be thrown out by 6 feet

Who said 91 IQ?

Fuck it's got to be lower...

 

He's probably the MVP of the league right now. He helps out every single team besides the Dodgers win.

 

I love smart baseball.

 

under... way under...

 

I think Matt Kemp injured himself on that last play, they should put him on the 60 day DL.

 

If that was Dee Gordon that woulda been dumb, but man he looked fucking slow as hell...

 

Don't think that even that will be enough to bring up Puig... DBB has other 'baseball reasons' to keep him down

 

He did look extra slow on that.

So we have a 160M CF who has slowed down a fair amount, is atrocious in the field, and is even worse with the bat. YAY!

 

Meanwhile Javy is serving up hits (between) left and right

 

Other than Crawford and Gonzo, Uribe is our big booper. Shoot me now.

 

Guerra's got to have the straightest heater in baseball

 

well isn't this grotesque?

 

So our 9th inning hopes are pinned on Ellis, Uribe & Gordon?

WTF happened to having a good team?????

 

Fucking Gordon's double pump costs another out... why is that not another error??

9 out of 10 SS make that play routinely...

 

another pop fly single... what is that 4 hits this inning alone??

WTF let's let Javy struggle out there Donnie...

 

Well we all know that Dee's "defense" is miserable. Just the shit you have to live with if he can get on base.

 

Like we need Vin reminding us of Ellis, Uribe and Gordon are all we have to look forward to...