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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    This must be how Biden gets by when theres no teleprompter available.
    Go with the super top secret extra hidden tech.
     
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    haha well at least he knocked me out w demerol
    yum i missed food
     
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    Some guy walked passed my dog when she was taking a dump...and Cookie goes nut, scratching the ground and jumping up and down...could be the Jack Russell in her.
    The guy say" Damn"
    So I tell the guy "don't you wish you could get that happy over taking a shit"?
    So the guy says " I'm gonna try"
     
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  4. BigDaddyKaine

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    Feels like the 1920's
     
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    1 gallon water, squatty potty, bidet
    1 gallon water + squatty potty will clean your body out and the bidet leaves you feeling fresh
    that squatty potty is UNDERRATED
     
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    Crazy that chess made it to DSP.
    And cool that I'm not the only one here that likes chess.

    Not cool that it took anal beads to get it here.
     
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  7. Finski

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    I've played chess my entire life since I was twelve. My favorite thing to do is teach newbies how to play. Most of them can beat me within a few months of playing daily. But it's very gratifying because many have gone on to play in tourneys and in clubs and they've become noteworthy.

    It's a glorious game. Even without the anal beads.
     
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    Beautiful and frustrating all at the same time.
     
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    Humbling. I've gotten on streaks and thought I was going somewhere. Then games go by where I make stupid mistakes and get beaten by lesser players.

    I've taught my 8 & 6 yr old daughters to play. They're REALLY competitive. It's a little scary. It's an infectious game.
     
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    Humbling is the right word.
    From calculating a beautiful combination to...oh, I didn't see that.
     
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  11. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Did you see this?
    Chess is about following the signs.
    Then making the correct decision. Without second thought that it sometimes means sacrificing your pieces for a better board state.



    Government has a great board state now.
    It's got people believing 144 different realities.
    And in all of them the politicians are all on the same side.
    The high side.

    All high societies will dovetail into one.
    Low societies get lost.
    Because with 144 different realities going on whose to say which one is true?
    So all get respect as to not offend or so that our reality is also respected?
    Well all the high societies at least.
    The high state.
    The high class.
    The high church.
    That's your triple alliance.
    D.C., London, Rome.

    We have the first practicing Roman Catholic ever in DC that loves the Pope openly. American presidents have always been protestant of some kind. Mostly anti Catholic Masons.

    Queen is dead in London.
    King Charles has to do something or the history books will kill him. He won't care about heritage he will want history. The British split with the high church and became almost as high with their Anglicanism. The wound between the two churches is long healed and reconciliation is ongoing. And everyone follows what the high class does.
    So the American methodists and presbyterians are reconciling with the Catholics and Anglicans as well. With all the evangelicals chasing too.
    And people getting arrested and beat for saying something bad against a bad royal.
    That attitude will spread to America and elsewhere soon.
    You better not offend a high person.

    This new Pope got everyone falling in love again and forgiving everything, bygones!
    Hmmm.
    Not hmmm when you know that's their loop.
    And what comes next once they got everyone singing the same song.
    Allah around the world the same song.
    You know who loves when the west goes into the medieval loop?
    Other medieval societies.
    Just waiting for a reason to a jihading.

    You not a Republican or a Democrat or a conservative or a liberal.
    So you are a liberal basically.
    And you been here the longest.
    Did you swallow trump's vaccines?
     
  12. Finski

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    i cant
     
  14. BigDaddyKaine

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    Magnus v. anal bead boy rematch
    Magnus resigns after 1 move
     
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  15. Finski

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    Oh yes you can.
     
  16. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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  17. rube

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    Fine, I'm a shitty messenger.
    So I'll send you one of yours.

    Catholic Bishop.
    Jesuit Master.
    Grand Inquisitor.
    Jordan Peterson level rhetorical fidelity without the lack of emotional discipline.



    His side lost in the Jesuit civil war and the winners took over leadership of the Catholic church.
    Because the church chose to adopt communism and materialism to keep politically correct.
    It chose to be Judas.
    Ecumenism is another word for communism.
    Once religions unite you think they will stop at your so called faith?
    They will unite everything.

    If Fulton Sheen was alive today he woulda been cancelled by the Judas priests years ago.
    But this vampire arch wizard will probably rise again to defend the old faith.
     
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  18. Finski

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  19. rube

    rube DSP Legend Staff Member Administrator

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    Yo mama!
     
  20. LAdiablo

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    RIP Maury
     
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