Los Angeles Dodgers at Chicago Cubs Game Thread (August 1 - 4)

Those of us watching the video that night all knew he was well and truly fucked despite what lies the media spread

DBB could have watched himself and then it wouldn't matter what the trainer bkitch said.

his ankle was like the old Dave Chappelle line... "does your head spin around?" well Kemps ankle did the better part of a 180 degree spin at the plate and it was obvious he was gonna be fucked up for a long time.

Which is 100% due to him dogging it and then trying to make up for it when he realized he was out.

Moron move by a lazy overpaid slacker moron...

Hell I'm gonna start another rant like Ford if I don't stop now

 

The Dodgers should hire me for their training staff. I think I said he'd be out 6-8 weeks when it happened.

 

Well, you don't have your college degree yet, so you're more than qualified to work for them.

 

You and I might have been right that day but do you really want the level of team/media/DSP scrutiny that shines on the training staff??

and ignore the team and the media...

 

The 2nd day after a long overnight plane trip is the worst. The team will probably be flat today. Someone probably gets injured. Glad our remaining 2 most-injury prone guys are sitting, they should be wrapped in bubble wrap and hidden in the clubhouse today.

 

With at least 20 security guards around them at all times.

 

Seriously, that way the players can get some extra core workouts.

 

I think Sue is kind of attractive. I'd bone her.

 

She's no Remy LaCroix but I'd give her a turn.

 

yeah but you troll the womens heads at DS so you don't really count. :burp:

 

Ford likes to sit. No shame in that.

 

because wtf are they there for anyways?

Hire a female trainer and now everyone takes turns on the DL?? WTF? Is she giving out handies to the DL guys?

 

we agree...

 

honest to god i think boys should be taught to sit when they pee. Ford is just ahead of his time. has to make you wonder what kind of shit he's pulling at angels games.

 

Hanley's not playing, someone better step the fuck up with the bat today.

 

Did you know that the German word for wimp is "sits to pee" or something like that?


**Some German I know told me this but I couldn't make Google translate replicate it in the 16 seconds I wasted trying **


...Broadening cultural perspectives one ribald post at a time...

 

Gonzo's high pants makes him look less fat.

 

Yay! RISP for Hanley!

Oh wait...

Edit: Alright Puig!

 

Good shit Puig