FEDIT POLITICS Thread

I met a good cop at the 711 the other day.
Well he had a good sense of humor at least.
But like many a salaryman 99 percent of them do it for the money or power trip.
And that makes them nazis.
They will always do what they are told to protect that money or that power.
And the money and power of people with money or power.

https://peertube.live/w/dinoj9UyPFn24TTSzXAF1b

Good cops are gonna be harder and harder to find. Probably worth their weight in diamonds if you can find one.

 

what, was krispy kreme closed?

 

I dont go to krispy kreme.
I like the taste of donuts.
Not fried dough and sugar.

 

was referring to the cop

 

I know.
They go there because they get a free donut.
I was fucking with thr cop at the 711 when he asked the indian behind the counter for some chewing tobacco. Cant recall the brand.
But i pretended like i heard him ask for the cop special.
So i made a joke about how cool it is that a cop can jist walk into a 711 and ask foe the cop special and the clerk knows exactly what kind of chew they like.
Before he couuld start his explanation i cut him off with a quip about cops ordereing donuts the same way.
Then everyone busts laughing.
It was actually funny in person.

Ha it started when the clerk wasnt at the register when my nephew and i went to pay.
The indian guy was a lil older than me and he trolled us good by giving us a stone face from across the store saying it was closed. After we had been in there for like 3 minutes getting water and a couple of 40s.
Well not me. I know how these geezers play. But my nephew went into hyper politically correct mode when the clerk got serious and doubled down on the we are closed bit.
He was in back of me but i could feel him squirming as he hemmed and hawed and was about to go put the stuff away when i turn around and say fuck it im thirsty and open the water and start drinking as im trying not to laugh at my nephews horrified face. For a beat or two before the clerk drops the stone face and he and the cop bursts out laughing.

Thats why i was a little ballsy with the cop jokes. He seemed like a good cop.
As i was paying he comes up to pay and we did the bit about the chew.
But as the clerk is puttng the beer in the paper bag i say no need il gonna drink it right away.
Then i look at the cop and say that i mean im gonna drink it right away because i live a few blocks away.
Then hes like hey im la verne pd so as long as you live in san dimas you dont got to worry about me my jurisdiction starts across the street.
And i look outside at his car that says la verne pd and the sign outside the 711 that says welcome to san dimas and i smile back at the cop like if i was 17 and say you right, thanks man!
And i pop open the beer and take a swig as i turn out of the store.
I know that wasnt what he meant either.
But there was a good comedic opportunity.
So i had to play a bit.

Not gonna lie, it feels fucking great to be in the presence of a real police.
Not a triggered bitch afraid of the skeletons in his own shadow.

 

you're lucky you still have a police presence
ever since all the de-fund the police bullshit there's no cops to be found anywhere up here in the 805
can't tell you the last time i've seen someone pulled over, on the street or freeway
crime has gone up substantially and there are crazy homeless tweaker zombies everywhere
but yeah, who needs the police? (sarcasm)

 

I grew up in the 805. Some parts of it (Oxnard, Camarillo) wee always shit.

Sorry to see the rest of it fall apart.

 

Maybe im lucky.
I was born in a shed my parents rented behind a garage in east la.
Grew up in whittier and azusa
In whittier right next to the boys home.
In azusa right smack dab on the block.
I dont got any ink on me.
Well except that time i was stabbed with a pen.

I used my first big bag to move my family out of living next to 24 hour crack and whorehouse.
To where only police, bankers, politicians and retired athletes and rockstars live.
There is only one gym.
I blocked their shots and jumped their lanes.
And im barely 5 foot nothing.
But im 6 feet long when i breathe.
And i breathe better the harder the competition.

So yeah, maybe im lucky.
We had blm and defund the police.
But that shit dont work were im from.
Our only steakhouse cuts off your tie and puts it up on the wall with the rest if you dont got the time to take it off.
Some folks wear a tie on purpose.
They want to be in on the joke.
Like really in.
But hey, you cant blame a guy if he gets what he paid for.
And he paid for his tie getting cut.
Because he knew where he was.
And this aint the jungle.
We have horse trails.
This is the steppe.
What locals call the foothills.
Most of us dont go to steakhouses.
Sometimes the deer just walks into our kitchen.
Maybe im lucky.
Maybe the plants i plant arent for me to eat.
But for attracting dinner.
Nah... im just fucking lucky.

 

camarillo is nicer now
hueneme is about the same
oxnard worse
ojai still entitled and pretentious
most of the farmland you probably remember has been replaced by condos or businesses
wagon wheel is gone, with five story apartments in it’s place
and across the freeway the biggest abortion of a shopping mall you’ve ever seen
progress eh?

 

We had a homeless guy the other day.
Some lady was all mad because he was blocking her driveway for all of 1 minute.
But she was late for work you see.
And shes veeeery important.
She was complaining hard on the little app for the neighborhood.
I told her shes lucky its not azusa just a few short miles down the freway. Or these peoples worst nightmare living in pomona.
They would have homeboys set up in front of her house playing their loud hip hop music and smoking and drinking and carrying on.
Shit sometimes its better just to be a little late for work.
But generally all you gotta say is dispensa and the red and blue seas part.

 

Maybe its a jesuit conspiracy.

 

or monkeys

 

Probably the new gay monkey aids.

 

Oh no!
Could someone on here not like you and decide to target you?
You should really fly this one up the flagpole.
I would send it to your jesuit sith lord.
He will explain it for you.
And impant in you subversive ideas against the status quo.
Hey maybe i would get along with these jesuit figures.

 

You never get tired of projecting do you?
Looks like you still new here.
I had so much hope for you young padawan.
But its not all gone.

 

There is no try.
Either you are slacks or you are knots
I work all day everyday.
And all night too.
Even when im sitting still.
My muscles still pop.
There is no sabbaths for me.

Dont take your own advice.
It wasnt very good.
Keep checking in.
How else you gonna know?
At this point you still blinded by what you know.
So how you gonna know what you dont know?
Like how that error you got about not being able to post is built into the dsp algorithm.
Im sure it happens to irish and me more than anyone.
Its totally not designed to see whose brain chemistry is a little off... permanently.
Those people create a warped mental image of who i am.
And it drives them paranoid.and start accusing me of all sorts of nefarious personal attacks.
The silly people who ran the website most of us originally came for claimed i was a hacker that had gotten into their servers and stole their databases.
So dont feel so bad.
You aint the first to say im manipulating the website because i dont like you.
I cant help it if you were indoctrinated into not being able to tell a real friend from an idol.
Im sure the idol will never confuse you like i do.
But im sure the idol is not as good of a training dummy than me.
Because he dont talk back.
He just listens.
Like a lump of wood.
Yay friendship!

 

let’s ask @TAFNAC
he’s the expert on this type of shat

 

Um, okay