FEDIT POLITICS Thread

I was gonna go for a word play on that...but decided I'd throw it down Broadway for you. Wheelhouse.
Y'know, in the Dodger tradition of Al Downing and Phil Bickford.

 

dead cat is flat as a pancake

 

he's spot on and it makes me smile in a grim sort of way to think all those investors are going to panic and they will
i hated how they were scooping up every house paying an extra 50k plus just to acquire the asset
and once them chickens start running that's when to show up w the scratch
not right aways cause like he said this is going to go on for years and in that scenario the offers get far more aggressive since we all know the banks don't want em
but the banks will get them and that's when the real meal is on the table if you hang in there
have to give a lot of credit to the ineptitude of this administration taking failure to whole new levels and acting like it could happen to anyone
was eating dinner last night by myself w my favorite sushi chef and he was talking about how slow business has been
just the other night he had a group and i hear "Trump" come up in their convo and he was laughing like he was so fucking smart
i had the opportunity to remind him how painful and long this situations tend to be and that this was the beginning of that
look on his face was worth the price of admission, dumb fucker, but of course i said it in a very loving and concerned manner
i do after all like his food and want him to remain in business
one thing this guy got wrong is we ARE in a recession and have been
he did point out the ugly truth and that's that we have massive potential to hit a second depression

 

1 down 699 to go.

 

Ukraine joining NATO.
They signed the papers.
NATO bitches making press conference later today.
I doubt they let them join.
But now the ball is in their court.
Everyone calling peoples bluffs.

 

We gonna see churches fold and pastors squeal when Bidens tax goons come. They gonna come my way too. But for diff reasons. I made my tax debts honestly employing elder cancer patients and people literally off the street.
Not by screwing with the hopes of cancer patients and putting widows on the street.

The abomination that makes churches desolate is the union between church and state.

When Bidens threat that liberal ideology must be respected by all pastors and churches that receive 503b it will be the end of their world.
They only in it for the graft.
And when the president is the face of the MOB then BITCH you BETTER have his money.
There won't be enough money to split for the pastors to continue living high on the horse unless they go full state sponsored cult status.

 

i think doh biden is going to be assassinated
blame it on the Trumpers and white supremacists its perfect

 

If he ever gets on a boat in the ocean the king of the seven seas will surely get him.
He's the one that blew up the Nordstrom crack pipeline.
Cuz so far nobody is taking responsibility.
If only Bin Laden had a holy divers division he could take credit.
I got none so I'll take any credits left on the bottom of the ocean floor.

Instead I will save Bidens ass and take full responsibility for the blowups.
Take one for the team.
I'll even put on the blue jumpsuit and pose for a photo op.
I need a green screen so I can fake being in the Baltic.
It would make for great opening skit for our new daily show knock off where we zelensky our way to power.

 

Check out Principles for Dealing with the Changing World Order by Ray Dalio, tremendous macroeconomic book. Very interesting, I think y'all would really enjoy this one.

 

Exactly diablo great idea for the second skit.
Musical guest number 1 straight from the gritty streets of Crimea the hit ukranian gothic black metal USA rockroll band GOTLAND?
Who wants to play the leather clad S&M loving lead singer?
Ok fine I will do my part for country of united American states of America and play the Zelensky part as long as you play the Biden and we roll these rubles for all they got before we exodus outta this glass pyramid.

 

i was going to say that but Sabbath has a legendary discography and i held back
Heaven and Hell is just a magnificent song and Dio was a superior vocalist

 

used to see Rhoads at the Starwood on Sunset it was fucking epic
this might be my favorite Sabbath song

 

Listening to Biden, I think of one word, and one fucking word only :

"DRACARYS"

So let it be written, so let it be done.

 

I love ozzy so I hated dio as a teen.
Until I got out of high school and someone put a rainbow album on.
Btw couple weeks ago double rainbow appeared behind my house. No rain or clouds anywhere.
Then I went over to it and there was a huge crop circle.
Not a circle but an area that looked as if the grasses all bent down in weird patterns.
I never thought about it but what if the light of rainbows bends the grass as it hits the ground?
Either that or it is a portal to little elf like creatures similar to ronnie James and his old band mates in Elf.

I found something there where the rainbow was.
I found my old dead dog.
I had buried him there and something had dug him up.
Bear came to get out trash that night too so it might have been him but who knows.
I been finding more areas where the fields have these weirdly bent areas.
I have a theory it's probably a form of ant or grasshopper that does that.
I love man on the silver mountain for obvious reasons.
I live on an old silver mine from the previous world when all the towns from here down to chino hills in the south to rancho Cucamonga in the east and Irwindale in the west were part of one private ranch belonging to the old man who settled this place centuries ago.
Funny story when I first came to live here there wasn't any modern developments anywhere around.
I took a walk in the woods down a trail and coming up my way came an old man buck naked wearing just a sombrero and rubber boots walking a head of cattle down to the creek.. I guessed.
We didn't talk.
We nodded to each other as we passed and kept going our way looking straight ahead with my head high and neck fully erect.
Instinctively I knew not to look down.
He had a lot of cows.
It was fucking weird.
I went back down after a few minutes walking about.
Never saw him come back up the trail.
He must have taken the cows back off road so not to have to cross the area where I was now trying to live.
Never saw naked cowboy again.
And oddly enough I was about to become the #2 IT guy at naked juice which was around here back then before El niño flooded their building and the roof caved in on the IT room.
I was hired and ready to start my first day there when the head IT guy tells me that they were rescinding the job offer because he hired me on the spot but his boss didn't like that he hired me without having all the credentials.
I'm sure naked juice is still around. Their HQ was leveled by the storms soon after they did me dirty.
At the time naked was the main company in their makert with few competitors and really no direct competition. They owned the market.
Since then I don't think they done so good.
I dont know cuz I stopped drinking their shit cold.
And I was a big consumer of the product.
But by then there was jamba juices and juice it ups everywhere so fuck em I could get fresher nutrition right outside the gym.
Which I only went to for the basketball, racquetball, and the sauna and ice baths.
Weight lifting would make me go into uncontrolled yawning.
There is something weird with my muscles.
They almost seem to work like coils and springs that ball up and release energy.
When I ball them up I store energy but it makes me sleepy.

Ok rant almost over.
Not gonna put any excellent music as y'all covered it.
I'm a huge sabbath and ozzy fan but love me Dios crazy ironmaidenish fantasy metal music.

Instead I'm gonna leave you and others that are older gentleman this little bit of fantasy.
Thank God for doctors who went into it because they love their job and love saving peoples lives.

The light blinded judgmentals will be judged by the true judges who can discern heaven and hell to save a soul lost in a fishbowl.