After Matt Kemp hit a home run in the 1st inning that I accidentally farted so hard in the dudes face that was sitting to the right of me. I know this isn't thread worthy but I can't stop laughing about it now.
I'm trying to figure out the logistics of this. Are you sure he was sitting to the right of you? It seems more likely you were sitting on his face, he was sniffing your ass, or some kind of 69 action was going on. You can tell the truth, we're all family.
After I farted I stopped cheering for like 2-3 seconds and was thinking oh shit do I turn around and apologize or do I act like nothing happened and continue to cheer. I continued to cheer. The way I figured it was that dudes fault for continuing to sit down and cheer after Kemp hit that beauty. Another thought. Since dude was sitting down and cheering his mouth was probably wide open when I unleashed some hardcore gas his way. haha
Matt Kemp is attempting 50-50. BDK is going for a 50 of his own: 1 fart in a fan's face every time Matt Kemp hits a HR. Wish him luck on his quest of 50 farts in fans' faces.
No doubt about it. Squeaks, silents, booms, flappers, and smells - BDK can do it all. His diet also consists of high amounts of legumes. I guess there's good reason to believe he can pull this off.
Thanks for all the support guys, I'm a man on a mission. I'm not content with being one of the best farters in the world, I want to be the best. If I'm not at a game and Kemp hits a home run, then, if I dress my cat in a dodgers sweater and fart in his face, does that count as a FIFF?
I guess I'm like the wacked out old uncle of the family...I don't want to know. No sharing this... This be private shit. 69 action with a member of the same sex (unless it's female/female) is so-o-o unshareable. However, inter-species sex is fine... interesting and should be completely and totally described, every detail.
