UMPIRE: "Calm down Shane, calm down!" VICTORINO: "Man, fuck that! You wanna dance Cabrera, you wanna go?!!!" CABRERA: "Yeah man, let's do this you little bitch!!!" VICTORINO: "Alright, never mind. We're cool."
VIN: "So how's the team looking Ned?" NED: "I swear, we're just a couple more of pieces away, just a couple more of pieces!!!" VIN: "You just don't get it, do you?" NED: "Get what?" VIN: "Never mind, it's not important."
MATTINGLY: "So what are you guys gonna do after the game?" TREANOR: "That's easy, I'm gonna go home and do my wife!" MATTINGLY: "What about you Mark?" ELLIS: "Same thing." MATTINGLY: "Or you're gonna go home and bang your wife?" ELLIS: "No, I'm gonna go home and bang his wife." TREANOR: "Hey man, don't you being talking about Misty like that!!!" ELLIS: "Bitch, the only thing gonna be Misty is your eyes watching me pound that ass!" MATTINGLY: "Hey, can I watch?"
MATTINGLY: "So did you hear the one about the goat and the dominican?" HANLEY: "¿Que?" ELLIS: "Is that the one where the lady says I was talking to the goat?" HANLEY: "¿Que?" MATTINGLY: "No, it's the one where the goat tells the lady if I wanted to be dominican I'd..." HANLEY: "¿Que?" ELLIS: "Oh man, that is some funny shit!" HANLEY: "¿Que? ¿Que? ¿Que?"
Reporters: Hey skip, what's with the glove? DBB: Hey guys, not gonna lie I gotta do something here. People want me fired! Reporters: What, what's going on? DBB: I'm gonna play 1st base and bat 3rd. Player/Manager thing like Pete Rose. Reporters: You already got rid of Loney, and now Adrian is there. DBB: Fuck 'em, I gotta teach these bitches how to hit, and hit with runners on. Reporter: What about your bad back? DBB: Fuck it, we've been on our backs most the year...takin it like low paid whores.
SLUT #1: "Oh Tommy, it's such an honor to meet you!?" SLUT #2: "That's right, I can't wait to tell my family that I met you!" LASORDA: "Man, I wish you bitches would back the fuck up offa me and let a playa play!"
KEMP: "Come on dude, I really need you help!" KID: "But I'm just a kid." KEMP: "Nah, I wuz watchin you take hacks in the park! I need to know!!!" KID: "Know what?" KEMP: "How to hit, God damn it!!!" KID: "Hey, watch your fucken language cunt!!!" KEMP: "My bad, sorry 'bout dat." KID: "O a'ight, first off you gotta bang as many white women as you can!" KEMP: "Huh?" KID: "Fool, iz you gonna listen o izzn't you?" KEMP: "Sorry, go on..." KID: "specially dem big-bootied ones! Man I skeet/skeet/skeet all over dem bitches grills!" KEMP: "Um, I'm confused..." KID: "Nigga iz you lissenin o not?!!!" KEMP: "Juss not sure how this is gonna help my swing iz all." KID: "Well it ain't!" KEMP: "What?" KID: "nuthin gonna help you now dawg. But you might az well get summa dat fine white pussy!!!" KEMP: "Huh?" KID: "Damn son, iz you retarded o sumpthin?"
ELLIS: "Dude, let's do 'rock/paper/scissors' to see who buys dinner." PACO: "Come on AJ, you know I can only be scissors with my glove on!" ELLIS: "I don't give a fuck, rook!!! Now where are we eating?!!!" PACO: "Somewhere drive-thru..." ELLIS: "Is AJ Ellis gonna have to choke a bitch?...?"
Brilliante! What the fuck hapened to Colletti's chin? He's got less of one than Vin, and Vin is an octenagerian. Must be all that easy living on Dodger money for doing shit. It's known as being on "the Big Blue Dole".
Karl has more creativity and can make better pitching moves than Donnie sometimes. Karl also looks younger than Donnie. Not only that, DBB still calls it a sling blade, when we all know it's a Kaiser blade. Stuck in Torre land. Uhh-huhmn...