Matt: Wasup bitches! Chloe: ...you smell like Chicken! Kris: Back off Chloe. Let a real woman handle this ebony god... Kendal: Dayum! Look at that sauce-eege. Kailie: Such a nice cock. I need to hop on that shit. Kendal: Too bad you came out looking like Dad. Guy in pink shirt: Hey, Jim...that guy looks familiar. Guy in white shirt: Yeah, that's what Odom is tapping.
^^^^ Wow...you know all the names of the fans in the stadium? Fucking amazing...is that Blue Moon you're referring to?
KRIS: "I'll be right back bitches. I gotta go take a shit." KENDAL: "All I no iz I gotz 2 have me summa dat kielbasa!" KHOLE: "Bitch, y u gotta front like u gangsta? U ain't hard! Check my lid, imma only 1 representing!" KAILIE: "Yeah, sez the bitch who chose the stupidest muthafukka in the NBA..." GUY IN WHITE SHIRT: "I'm so going to ask one of these bitches out!" GUY IN PINK SHIRT (not pictured): "Fool, iz u fo'gettin u white?"
CRUZ: "Hi ladies, happy holidays! PASSENGER: "Look we don't have any extra change." CRUZ: "Extra change? Nah, I'm here representing the Dodgers Happy Holidays drive!" PASSENGER: "Shouldn't you have a squeegee?" CRUZ: "A squeegee? What the... look, I'm not some homeless dude. Like I said, I'm here representing the Dodgers Happy Holidays drive!" PASSENGER: "Okay, tell you what... if I buy some oranges will you leave us alone?" CRUZ: "Oranges? Man, fuck you, you presumptuous fucken racist cunt!!!…"