I laughed out loud, but I sort of feel bad for Uribe. He seems like such a nice guy. He just sucks so bad.
"Nice Guys finish last!" - Fred Flinstone, circa 1964, when asked about Barney Rubble being a "nice guy"...
Just when I thought you might have peaked out, you come up with this...I wish I knew how to do this...I remember a couple from the now defunct site Dodger Blues, who had a clever owner/mod. In my mind's eye, Pig Pen and Lily Tomlin are a natural. Ryan Howard and a leaf-nosed bat. Guilliermo Mota has many...take your pick. Belisario. Unless only LADs are allowed.