Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim vs. Los Angeles Dodgers Game Thread (May 27 - 28)

Go to hell Matt.

 

Every single bad move Don made today is backfiring.

Cruz in the luneup
Hernandez (at least in the 6th slot)
Kemp hitting 3rd
Hairston over Crawford

 

I don't get it BDK. You're all hearing boos and I literally cannot hear anything at all. Seriously.

 

If they could stop getting a lead off base runner, that would be great.

 

Call up Fed Ex and Puig
Dump Cruz and Hernandez
Ride Punto as long as you can
Get Hanley back
Bat Kemp 6th or 7th until/if he comes around

 

Sell high on Joc Pederson

 

I am a fan.

 

You do realize that Kemp is:
second in RBI's
second in Runs Scored
Third in hits
second in doubles

http://losangeles.dodgers.mlb.com/s...0795&sortColumn=d&sortOrder='desc'&extended=0

Somewhere about now is when some brilliant mind calls me Matts Mom.

 

http://www.fangraphs.com/leaders.as...nth=0&season1=2013&ind=0&team=22&rost=0&age=0

 

Trout is such a boss.

 

And he's 13th in wOBA.

 

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Not only is he doing that because he's on a bad team, he's doing it because he's hitting 3rd and 4th. Anybody put in those spots are gonna accumulate something on probables alone.

 

Damn, I really wish that ball had been hit farther. Matt might have run hard into the wall.

 

And that translates into the real stats called runs scored? Sorta like your portfolio the bottom line is ROI and not any fancy trader chat.

 

Aghh yes will be soon now that the Kemp trade rumors start to percolate and Matt gets freed and heads elsewhere and the Dodgers are freed to thrive with a new centerfielder while Matt joins many other players who find a fresh start elsewhere.

 

Maybe Ned can pull off a package deal and send Dre and Matt elsewhere for a package of prospects.

 

lol

 

Except at pitching.
Zach Tomko.