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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. Finski

    Finski DSP Legend

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    He was figuring it out with Eileen Dover ......
     
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    la sangre de burro no es transparente
    is an old saying
    burrocrats cant see the forest for the trees
    all they can see is ass and so their god is to be stubborn like one
    and so they hide the way to the forest when they give you directions
    but they protect the team by keeping the players from finding each other
    until the team is ready to unite and gets fed up with all burros and asses
    who been kindling them like fallen branches born for the fire
    until those fags remember that they are a forest
    when they feel the cool breeze

     
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  3. TAFNAC

    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Everyone was there, except for Haywood Jablomey.
     
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  4. LAdiablo

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    have video of my 2 year old dancing in circles to this in cambria
    rented a place and they had all these records
    fuck that was magic and this song is magic
     
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    impractical jokers comes to life
     
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    I knew i was preaching to the choir swinging and swaying :D

    You know another word for choir is core.
    Another word for core is heart.
    And the way to a good core and a good heart is doing good chores while singing choir songs deep in the core of your heart.
     
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    Our favorite quiet vacation place is right down the road from Cambria......Cayucos. Hasn't changed in years and that's the charm of it. Just got back from a couple of days there to escape the Valley heat.
     
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    That’s good to know. I haven’t been there since the 1980’s. Great little town.
     
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    TAFNAC Cossack Staff Member Administrator

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    Are you still getting the "fobidden" error?
     
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    The boardwalk along moonstone is really nice and relaxing
    Never miss a good steak at sows ear
     
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    Looks like I am good to go. Thank you!
     
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  12. rube

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    You what else is verboten?
    https://www.reuters.com/article/fac...or-parasitic-worms-not-covid-19-idUSL1N2Q605Q

    Pharmacopeia is a word used since democracy was an athenian idea. It means enchantment.
    It was a word coined to refer to the official government office that provided a list of approved enchantments.
    Magic is always outlawed in every kingdom of the past and in every story in our fantasy.
    Not to stop evil people from taking advantage of anyone they can enchant.
    But to control it. To keep the best for themselves.
    To prescribe what magic you can and can't perform. To limit what enchantments you can use, buy, or make.
    To dole it out systemically or to place restrictions and taxes on it to further extract value from the alien.
    Then from the resident.
    Ultimately from the citizen too.
    What do you think they do with the scamps and the loiterers and the blacks and the blues that nobody's got a clue?
    I was raised an SDA and they are at the top of the field of science and medicine.
    They are at the forefront on experimenting diseases and drugs on blacks.
    Top of the field in eugenics, abortion and human testing on the dwarven races... i mean minorities you can kick around for experimentation, sport, or just plain old fashioned stone age fun.
    I guess the dwarves that survived the plague thanks to the protection of their masters kinda do see them as gods if their magic was able to save them from the plague.

    Enchantments are potions sold in apothecaries in pottery pots diluted with potable water from a special source from which sorcery can be performed on a victim or suspect patiently unaware like a potted plant about to be controlled and protected until the best time of reaping.
    Now that reaping time can take a lifetime and in that scale a little poison here and there can save your life or lose your soul or vice versa.
    Depending on how you pick your poison and how your poison has a vice on you.
    That's the rub though, you get to pick.
    When you no longer get to pick is when we all are in a pickle.
    That pickle is called a real choice.
    A choice with ultimate consequences.
    Like if a cop is told to clobber children over the head like Anakin Skywalker and his cologne wearing army of troopers that all smelled the same because they smelled the leaders gasses and ate it up so they could all fart out the same clone cologne.

    Socio cultural pressures on the shoulders law institutions will bend them into a crooked humped beast if burden that acts cruelly and almost savagely by default to anyone that does not allow it to do as its told by the masters who bent their back in the first place.
     
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    geezus!
    i know i can digest it but maybe not this second
     
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    finally finished the school today and staggered home to no applause
    wrapped up in ice for a minute and realize i have nothing to eat or drink
    make my way down to vons and find a smoked mozzarella penne salad and grab a bottle of zaya
    one line open and arrive at the same time as another guy to the back of the line
    he's animated and looks at what i have and asks "is that alcohol?"
    i'm like sure bet it is and he says please don't drink this lol
    i assure him i will and he proceeds to tell me he's a doctor and i will pay the price and he wouldn't drink that no matter what
    i ask him what else he wouldn't do and he says eat pork, listen to music or defy God...ok
    i tell him i've been around and know who he is and what he believes but the guy is legit happy and out there so we continue
    he tells me all God's want the same thing and we should follow the word
    i say who am i to question that and i respect his disposition and attitude to which he asks if he's bothering me to which i state absolutely not
    guess we had an audience because suddenly another line opens and they
    whisk me away lol
    i flash him a peace sign and a smile as i leave
    reminds me of playing frisbee w a stranger in CR
    totally unexpected and grateful for the experience
    Allah hu akbar!
     
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  15. Finski

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    You took the high road and he was initially out of line. But because you didn't blow your stack, it came to a good end. That's the beauty part.

    Great story. Glad that happened. You're my hero. Yes ... a little homo.
     
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    he was smiling the whole time and even though i was exhausted i actually enjoyed it
    never look for a reason to get upset when people engage me especially in conversations that are unusual
    i guess i didn't feel he was passing judgement and was just feeling especially pious at that moment haha
     
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    he probably was an SDA and wanted to spread the message
    they are a strong demographic up there
    or maybe he was an angel who wanted to save your life
    love that you didnt take it as an offense

    we are being visited by a plague
    we are being lead to worship fear and be scandalized by love
    we are being administered toxins to kill the plague
    these is to weaken us and make us easy targets for devils
    pushing our god given antibodies away
    our guardian angels

    toxins that will leave us open to other latent issues
    one of which is the ability for the body to fight infections
    which is also reduced by alcohol consumption
    which has unknown interaction with the permanent cell mutation of vaccination
    but alcohol functions similarly to the point of a needle in a vaccine
    it can temporarily weaken cell walls enough for stuff to enter as if it was punctured by a vaxx

    and as a doctor he is probably seeing more people infected with trichinosis
    because as the margins tighten and the fear grips more pork sellers will cut corners
    ca already banning a bunch of pork companies next year because of how unsanitary the industry has become
    and more pork cooks will be unskilled in proper food preparation
    trichinosis is a disease of a zombie parasite that literally eats your brain and then controls how you think and act
    and it goes up as the social fabric of a place goes down

    which goes back to the alcohol and not eating those carnitas from the dudes in the corner
    go for the ecoli in the beef and the salmonella in the chicken... but stay away from the tricky pork
    so i think the doctor was just telling you that right now maybe its time for us to make sober choices
    or he just a DR. DOOM!
     
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    haha i got it bad man you dont even know

    i will tell you guys how low i have gotten
    i started editing wikipedia articles recently
    i know i know i shouldnt even admit to this depravity
    i never knew it would come to this
    i am so ashamed
    i know i have a problem
    i probably need keyboard rehab
    i went to wikipedia this morning and my edits were still there
    i felt like a god!!!!!!

    until i had to get up from the chair cuz sciatica was burning a hole down my leg
    but a god i tell you!
    ok not a god
    dang hubris gets me again
    so more like a smith i suppose
    shit those are the bad guys in the matrix
    fuck me!

    i do look good in a dark suit though
    but who doesnt look good in black
    why do you think god made blacks
    they already come with a dark suit

    jesus is a man of peace and love
    so when he says to grab your sword
    he talking about the power of the smith
    sure the smith wields a hammer and sickle
    but thats just to help him turn the village ploughshares into swords
    so they can all have a voice with a little steel behind it when power tries to cut off their heavy metal tongues
     
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    tears of laughter in my eyes
    but wait where did that quote from Sam Adams go?
    its perfect and so is anything that makes you feel like a God
     
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    amazon webpage no longer loading, tried youtube videos and searching the web myself but I cannot figure this out. Any tech savvy individuals have any ideas?
     

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