ROCKIES/DODGERS Game Thread

Admit that was a nice piece of hitting TB

 

My Dad managed Justin on an All-Star team in North Orange County. His mother was even worse than his Dad Jeff. Obnoxious.

 

Anyone remember the days when we were happy when Kemp and Ethier were up?

 

Ethier: 2009-early 2010
Kemp: 2011-early 2012

 

This one isn't true anymore but it's still funny.

 

This makes me sad.

 

I just wish I could wake up and Josh Beckett would be gone...y'know like he was never here...some guy who pitches in that other faggot league.
Man, he is one sad pitcher. Guy isn't worth the minimum , much less what they're laying out for him.
And Justin Sellers is the PH for him? Justin Sellers? Are you fucking kidding Donnie? How about one of your catchers...or do you plan on playing all three? One hell of a bench you've put together for us Ned. Top notch.
I just don't get the Dodgers...I wouldn't mind if they actually won something in the last 25 years....then I would say, "they know what they're doing...they win as much as anyone else".
But they don't.
How long is Ellis not going on the DL and still be unavailable, I wonder? I guess as long as Beckett and Lilly are two of our starters.
Must be slim pickins' down in AAA, eh?

 

That awkward moment when you walk a relief pitcher

Did I do it right?

 

Could you imagine a worse lunch?

 

A Giraffe has got to eat sometimes too.

 

He can get righties out. Take note Don you fucking twat.

 

Lol not surprised. If he's shared any specific anecdotes...please tell.

 

Dodgers score some runs
So we can all be happy
And win the series

That's my rally Haiku

 

You're a trooper. Isn't it almost 1 where you're at?

 

Trooper? I barely even know her.

But yes lol

 

2 runs feels like 80.