2nd verse... Yasiel Puig is an animal who likes cars to race His bat flips are a terrible disgrace He's not good looking but his sister's cute But that was before the [alleged] domestic dispute So if self-restraint is not something you dig You may grow up to be Yasiel Puig
Baseball players? Yeah, just big faggots mostly. I can see Bumgarden on Brokeback Mountain... Canadians? The ones I've known will crack your fucking head open for you...and fight until they drop.
I was really pissed off at this team and how they are playing. Let me get this right, the highest payroll in MLB and 1 game over .500 and 5 games behind the giants. Unfucking acceptable and swallowing a lot. It's amazing to see how much of a difference the loss of 1 starting pitcher makes. It has been difficult for the hitters to keep up with the scoring by the other teams, not to mention that wonderful bullpen we have.The upcoming road trip to NY and Chicago may bury this team unless the rest of the staff besides Kershaw, gets it going. The young hitters must also step up realizing that games lost in May and June could keep you out of the playoffs. I will not give up on this team with so many games left but Damn....Another Mikes hard lemonade heard. Go Dodgers!!!
Quite the contrarian these days. Can't even rip Canada without a jab back from BZ. I need some ice from all these BZ burns.
And oh btw, it doesn't take a Canadian to beat me up. Pretty sure Dee Gordon (even w/o PEDs) and finook Banana boy Kike could beat me to death without much effort.
Not jabs...just telling you what my experience is. Can't help it if it's opposite. Always good to know the other side, no? If you are insulted however, I'll respect it and refrain from response. It's business...not personal. I'd agree just as quickly with you...
Actually, Juan Pierre is a French Canadian isn't he? And although he gave a pretty slight appearance, I saw him in an interview one day wearing a " beast" shirt, and I was shocked at how cut and powerful he looked.
That's good I guess. A lot of people are forgetting that he's only like 6-7 months out of shoulder surgery. Matt Kemp and A-Gon say "hi".
Matt Kemp? Oh no, we don't want any similarity with that dude...he blows. And I don't know what a launch angle of 5.4 degrees means exactly...he is a line drive hitter? Doesn't seem like very much of an a angle, so slashing type hits?
Haven't really looked too much into it, but I'm assuming that he's hitting the ball hard just right at people. His .229 BABIP shows that he's getting unlucky. Obviously we still need results though. Just hoping the power comes around. FYI, Kemp blows now. He was good for us in 2014 and could still have some value as a DH somewhere, but that defense brings him down so much. His OBP this year is absolutely atrocious for a guy making $20M.
Guys, I know it's not summer yet and we've played like garbage (especially at home), but seriously...why can't we sell out bobblehead games anymore? It's ugly out there. No homefield advantage. Yankee Stadium is the same way these days. No life.
