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  1. blazer5

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    Yeah man I just went to the store to grab a couple things I needed for dinner and it was a shit show. I made sure to panic but a couple days worth of brews
     
    blazer5, Jul 15, 2020
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    i wasn't even thinking about anything special walking in and people were just acting all kinds of weird walking into each other and then i started seeing a stream of mexican ladies pushing carts w 10 cases of water in them and realized what was going on
    almost no bacon or eggs and people running
    sheer madness
     
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    Yeah, I was going to post something a while ago. I went to Sams Club a week ago and they were out of toilet paper and paper towels, and then my mom told me the news was talking about another shortage coming. It must be fun being a major news station, you can “predict” panic buying and always be correct.

    Anyway, I ordered toilet paper and paper towels on Amazon, their stock was still fine last I checked. I’m tired of this panic buying shit.
     
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    You should check out this website called Thrive Market. I am definitely not biased and have zero ulterior motives. ;)
     
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    Easy there bud. You’re safe here but blatantly calling out Mexican women for anything these days will get you the Ken label bro.

    the day and age of Karen/ Ken... hahaha

    stay woke bkitch
     
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    So the idiot and his Lakeys decided to bypass the CDC? No doubt to sit on the numbers. What a fucking shit show. I can’t see how ANYONE would think this is ok.

    I’ll wait for the real FUCKTARDS to come up with some BS rant about sheep’s and shit...
     
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    if i was being technical they were dwarf mexican ladies, 5 of them under 5' could barely see over the cart handles!
     
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    Haha
     
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    All i know about the CDC is that in every horror movie about pandemics or the end of the world the main culprits worked at the CDC in Atlanta.
     
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    You are being technically correct.
    Now let me tell you about some technical ecstasy.
    Dwarves in literature are not white and not black.
    Not this and not that.
    They are slaves but not by force.
    Their ethics are a a choice.
    That life is but a chore.

    They toil inside mountain sized factories.
    They scatter the net to find plenty of fish.
    They are hard like stone.
    With hearts soft as soap.
    So they sink then they float.
    Like a buoy marking your way.
    What bob's down must bob up.
    So you can make it to the shore.

    They make the best trinkets for your girl.
    They make the best weapons for your boy.
    They are powerful without much strength..
    They are quickened without that much speed.
    But they never run out of stamina.
    Because they are all constitution.
    Their lack of dexterity does not make them sinister.
    Like the knight of diamonds at the heart of the maelstrom.
    They wear the armor of god.
    And if you touch them you die.

    They are the smiths.
    They created the worlds.
    They never get tired.
    Of creating for you.
    And when you throw them they go far.
    But they always come back.
    En masse.
    Like a legion.
    Expect them.
    When they coming.
    You can hear their song.
    All round the mountain.

    Viva!
     
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    :laff::bow:
     
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    Might need the side of Mt Rushmore for that one.
     
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    I always thought mt rushmore was pretty lame myself
    guess i still do
    definitely wouldn't take a drive out there to see it
     
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    sodomy?
     
    irish, Jul 16, 2020
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    Remember : Salma Hayek is a dwarf Mexican lady.
     
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    " Which do you prefer, nymphs or satyrs"?
    -------- Caligula
     
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    Actually, it matters not Ceasar...I think that was the answer from the captain of the Praetorian Guard, usually nancy boys anyway, entitled politcian's sons.
    I guess one anus is as good as another...
    "Uno anus idem"...bronze plaques available on the internet!
     
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    Back to dwarves...
    A woman is tailgaiting a guy, and he slams on his brakes. She plows into him, causing substantial damage.
    The guy pops out, a very, very short dude. He looks at the mess and says to her, " I'm not happy! ".
    She says," oh...which one are you? "
     
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    Henny Youngman wants his joke back.
     
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    I know more than a few people that would help make room.
    They been itching for the green light.
     
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