DODGERS sign MAHOLM

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  1. BlueMouse

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    I think it's pronounced Ma-hall-um... but we, as fans, could change that.
     
  2. carolinabluedodger

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    Thanks brutha, I knew I could count on you...

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    a) Because unlike Maholm, he actually had an upside at one point in his career.
    b) He's 4 years younger
    3) He wouldn't occupy a spot on the 40 man roster unless he got promoted.
    iv) He isn't a free agent until 2016
    e) Ginger? So is this guy...

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    Is that Jason Bourne?
     
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    Fuck you, racist
     
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    Kersh is most certainly not a ginger.
     
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    Kershaw eats ginger babies for breakfast.
     
  10. carolinabluedodger

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    He's as ginger as the day is long.
     
  11. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    uh yeah, no...

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  12. irish

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    ginger
    A human, characterized by pale skin, freckles and bright red hair. "Gingers" are generally considered to be inferior to their more melanin-rich brethren, and thus deservingly discriminated against. Gingers are thought to have no souls. The condition, "gingervitis" is genetic and incurable.

    Ron Howard is a ginger.

    Carrot Top is a good example of why gingers should be discriminated against.
     
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    Fucking racist American hicks. But yeah, Kathy Griffin ginger, Kershaw not.
     
  14. irish

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    crazy chemically-addicted ginger

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  15. carolinabluedodger

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    Umm...yeah.


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    Next....
     
  16. irish

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    only thing missing is the aforementioned pale skin, freckles and bright red hair
    but thanks for playing
    and thanks for the augmented, overly-reddened photo
    svs looks pretty red too, might as well add him to the ginger list

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    NOBODY that is on a baseball diamond 9 months a year has pale skin, even Carrot Top was sporting a tan at one point. One's hair does not have to be bright red to be a ginger, any reddish hue qualifies. Freckles are not a prerequisite, but they do enhance the effect dramatically.

    You don't wanna dance with me, scooter.

    I pulled the photo right off the net... http://static01.nyt.com/images/2014/01/16/sports/16dodgers1/16dodgers1-master675.jpg

    I'm sure the photographer had an agenda though...
     
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    Ya'll are just jelly
     
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    For the record, and you can check these posts, I'm not disparaging gingers, I'm merely pointing them out. Personally, I know some beautiful people who are gingers.
     
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    amazing the lengths you'll go to try and defend your opinion
    never mind no one here shares your view
    but i'm beginning to understand why that not only doesn't matter, it fuels your fire
    you clearly love playing the contrarian
    that's so edgy
    so yeah, you can have the dance floor to yourself
    on that island of yours
    :rolleyes:
     

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