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Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by irish, Apr 2, 2017.

  1. irish

    irish DSP Staff Member Administrator

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    ah the memories…

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  2. RubeRedux

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    Look at her mom.
    I bet her cult had the husband killed as well as all her kids.
    I have seen shit like this.
    People who have a form of Stockholm syndrome that makes them have one foot still in the cult even when they seemingly live in the normal world.
    And when they get found out of sinning against the wishes or image of the most egoistic narcissistic member of the family or congregation.
    The cult then compels the egotist to publicly pray to God for help during one of their prayer circles. Like a pack of witches.
    When they do this they are praying to the demons in the air who take the quest as a mission to complete.
    There are ears waiting to hear who they are allowed to kill.
    Who has been greenlit.
    If your wayward druggie gay daughter goes to rehab continually only to relapse again and again maybe you do something to save her everliving soul ?
    I have seen mothers give testament of their son dying and then being happy he died during the rehab process because he died not a sinner since he was in rehab.
    Wtf?
    Everyone agreed and did the Amen.
    It was like twilight zone.
    I have been in some of those circles where they telling the crimes and sins of their family members while the bishops and other watchers ask them what they would want to take to God for them when they and the pastor go into secret session in the junta.
    The church lady feeds of every point.
    It's all about her.
    Whatever Anne does in her life is both a negative reflection to the mother and done to hurt her.
    She needs to feel this way to self justify her evil feelings and actions towards her family.
    She is a dead person walking.
    And dead people try to take as many to the grave before they finally go themselves.
    Because they need to feed off the pain and death they cause and off the sympathy they receive for enduring.

    There are evil snakes preying on dead women like this in cults everywhere around.
    The previous church I went to was like that.
    Instead of running away I ran headfirst into the red flags.
    But at least the conmen running that church had to suddenly leave the country when their shenanigans started to leak.

    Becareful or hidden valley, wishbone, or any other dressing.
    That's how they get you.
    The honey is not in the Kool Aid.
    It's in the ranch, the Caesar, and the sea people of a thousand islands.
    That's why I like my salad buff.
    When you buff you don't need to put on any dressing on your grass to make it greener.
    It tastes better fresh and naked.
    And not adulterated.
    Which these fuckers like to do to everything.
    That way you need them and their jargon and expertise in feeding your giant monster of an ego like nobody else.
    Why?
    For the same reason the stripper dances for you.
    Tithes and offerings.
    And a chance at a big score if they find a dumb mark or a horny john or a rock hard Peter, or a weak stomached timmay or a lilly livered Thomas, or a fiendish judas or some hick rube.
    Wait not that last one.
    Once bitten....

    Ha!
    Who am I kidding.
    I always go back for more.
    Just gotta be aware of the lord of the flies and all his flies and his Spanish flying carpet dust.
    Or else you back in the golden corral.
    Where all the cows and bulls get yoked and milked to feed the pastors golden calf.
     
  3. BigDaddyKaine

    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    Took little Miss Daisy with me to Starbucks
    They gave her a pup cup
    I ate the pup cup
     
  4. Bluezoo

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    ? Ate it ? What is it made of ?
     
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    BigDaddyKaine DSP Legend

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    It's whip cream in an expresso shot cup
     
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    i think there are some ministers here iirc
    i've been asked to marry a couple and i have some marriage certs somewhere is that all i need?
     
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    Bluezoo Among the Pantheon

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    hYeah, make an application, and you'll be able to do it.
    The woman I live with does it.
     
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    thanks
    i sent away for one of those push button minister things years ago and maybe i don't even need that?
    i know they sent me some one page marriage apps or something to fill out w the particulars
    but i'm guessing you are talking about something the couple apply for
    kind of a last minute thing before one of them joins the navy so trying to save them money
     
  9. RubeRedux

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    Just don't sign the marriage license paperwork correctly.
    The county registrar won't take it if you dont do it perfectly.
    And then the groom has to track you down to fill things out right.
    So do the groom a favor and leave him an out by fucking up the paperwork.
    In case the girl turns into a trap after the honeymoon.
     
  10. LAdiablo

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    don't think there's many if any battlebots fans here but man it just keeps getting better each year
    uppercut is a great bot and this is last years fight w free shipping although it blew it up again last night
    there's a rookie bot called glitch that doesn't look like much but has a nuclear front rotating weapon that's crazy so far
     
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    Thanks to @LAdiablo ... My boy wants to watch BattleBots constantly AND he wants to build one with me. I'm hard-pressed to make a FECKIN birdhouse and now I've gotta go up against Deep Six now?
     
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  13. LAdiablo

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    I think deep six are navy engineers. They look great this year. Brilliant people from MIT and all over the world now involved and the field grows. The imagination and skill it takes to compete is pretty freaking impressive isn't it?
     
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    It is indeed. I can do without the WWF smack talk nonsense but I get that that's part of the marketing.

    What impresses me is how much better the technology has gotten since I first watched it on USA channel about 25 years ago. It's off the charts amazing now.
     
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    I use to mute faruq or whatever his name is but his writers are pretty clever if you start listening to him. The whole event is pretty tongue in cheek so I think he works.
    Only thing I'd like to see is deadlier hazards in the ring.
    Those saws and sledgehammer don't do any damage as far as I can tell
    The mostly nerds that build the robots are amusing as well
     
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  16. Finski

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    Yeah. Nothing like a pocket protector 30 yr old virgin who's living at home trying to act a badass.

    How much longer before human combat is illegalized and the world becomes like Real Steel?
     
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    so i actually married a couple this morning in Limekiln canyon
    borrowed mom's special bible from Ireland and followed a pretty standard but nice ceremony short and sweet
    i wanted to be totally respectful even as i read all the love never fails stuff
    still on the drive over i was thinking i should have taken some liberty in a couple of places as i listened to my music
    had a few minutes before we hiked into the canyon and so as i reviewed the itinerary it hit me like the song i was listening to
    out of my mouth came "as Jesus said, what do you want from life? Have you not read that He who made them..."
    almost said straight faced "well you can't have that" but i refrained
    so lonely all the other kids will never know and no one was the wiser
     
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    Cool...it becomes a nice part of life.
    My gf does it, and one couple got married outside the now defunct primate house of the Bronx Zoo, in between two giant stone sculptures of gorillas at the entrance. Then the reception was inside, all done over like British Colonial India type decor.
    Awesome. They lead you all over.
     
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