FEDIT POLITICS Thread

Discussion in 'Los Angeles DODGERS' started by CapnTreee, Aug 12, 2016.

  1. rube

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    As special as the cocksuckers of castro street, as distinct as the trannies of the meatpacking district, and as unique as south east asian ladyboys the rainbow flag represents all of the different kinds of queer worldwide.

    My question is why does this bother straight men so much?
     
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    Well he did destroy my mothers country.
    Fomented civil war.
    Flooded the land with weaapons.
    Funded government death squads tactically operated by CIA talent agents.
    I was there during the war for 3 different summers vacations.
    And was captured by the military as a spy for the guerrilas.
    Interrogated, pistol whiped in my right eyebrow. Left a gash.
    I trolled them until someone realized i was american when i let out some english cuss words at them.
    I would not tell them shit.
    Just bullshit to piss them off.
    I know how to deal with bitches who think they need badges to be men.
    Everytime i went i kept getting in trouble with the military so i stopped going.
    I had enough trophies there already.
    And mexico was closer and still new.
    But fast forward 15 years and mexico lost its easy to deal with cops and federales and put in national guard everywhere.
    Different vibe.
    Had one problem i didnt like.
    Then again i wasnt a kid anymore.
    I didnt walk foot in shoe anymore.
    I walked a little hip.
    I was a little cool.
    Maybe my confidence was too great.
    When you got that who needs faith?
    And thats why i no longer felt safe.
    I was relying on me now.
    When before i relied on my god.
    He dont get anxiety.
    The earth is his staging area.
     
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    wasn't defending everything thing he did or didn't do since failure is part of any job of consequence
    that's why i put ANYTHING in caps since he did sort of bring communism to its knees
    we have a habit of destroying other countries overtly and covertly throughout our history
    look at our climate czars starving world populations right now
     
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    you say whores like its a bad thing
    hardly think they deserve lumped in w those other heathens
     
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    100% true.
    It was a sin of poetic meter.
    I must totally repent
    Wont do it again.
    Maybe i should go give a whore her flowers as penance.
     
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    make a deposit first or they don't respect you
     
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    Hey i come from a big family of people who love ronnie.
    The second boy in our extended family to be born in this country is named ronny.
    The old man that was buried today mandated that his first grandson be named after the person be believed was the saviour of salvadorians for giving the civil employees amnesty here in america.
    Of course then he had to stomach when amnesty was extended to all salvies including former guerrilas who were his enemies.

    Conservative politicians should tap directly into the salvadorian community in america if they want to do the ol reach around the isle and build a stronger coaltion with the cubans and the tejanos and indios.

    Salvadorians are the most sexual people of the latinos. They they reproduce like rabbits per square acre of land.
    Also quickest to throw fists or hand grenades.
    All red energy and fiery explosions from their volcanic earthquake filled land.
    That is the air they breathe. The spirit they carry. The mana they consume to energize their thoughts and ennerve their soul.

    Besides, you dont want them to get activated by the other team first.
    They like dinobots and other fierce creatures of a more primal nature.
    And they loooove politics.
    Everyone likes to vote.
    They really taking to some old fashioned american values.
    And they dont mind taking new risks.
    Like with bitcoin city.
    Salvies do love to surf under the waves.
     
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    So like ordering pizza, got it.
    Mmm extra anchovie!
     
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    kinda like your own flavor of breakfast taco i love it
    actually probably more burritoesque since ive never heard of a breakfast taco
     
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    The pupusa pizza taco.
     
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    but of course but is there a breakfast pupusa?
    i'm sure there is but if i was certain i would go in search of one
     
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    Hmmm sounds like a new product needs to be invented.
    Pupusa stuffed with cheese, fried egg and salvadorian sausage.
     
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    its gotta be out there somewhere
    report back and i'll do the same
     
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    Import a salvie to open a shop.
    As a front for witness protection.
     
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    wow homo
     
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    Or better yet watch the pilot episode for the new dennis the menace reboot.
    https://youtube.com/shorts/0jan533aMH0?feature=share
     
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    not sure it is in San Bernadino
     
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    Of course Reagan's mental fitness was never questioned.
     
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    i think the fact that entire countries are now being destroyed by insane liberal policy the pendulum will truly swing
     
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    Everybody has to do their part.
     
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