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If the Dodgers could acquire one player at the deadline, who would you prefer?

  1. Machado

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  2. Front line starter (degrom, thor, et al)

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    So the old nun asks the class in the all girls high school, " What is it you want to be when you graduate, then ?"
    The first girl says " a missionary" ...and the nun tells her that's it's a wonderful life doin' the Lord's work...
    The next girl says, " to feed the poor"...and the nun tells her it's a sure path to heaven...
    The third girl says "a prostitute"... and the nun yells for her to repeat it...
    " A prostitute" the girl assures her.
    With that the nun grabs her by the hair and tells her they are going right downstairs to tell the much feared Mother Superior herself...and that "we'll see now what comes of such shamefulness".
    She stands her in front of the MS desk, then whispers to the MS what had transpired in the classroom, and tells her to answer loud and clearly again her reply to "what would you like to become after graduating?".
    The girl emphatically says " A PROSTITUTE! A PROSTITUTE!"
    The nuns both look at each other and both break into wide smiles...
    The MS stands up and looks down at the student, "That's fine sweetheart...
    We thought you said, a protestant !"
     
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    He'll probably be the next pitching coach of this team after Rick next year or the year after.
     
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    Good thing to have Prior placement at the P coach position before the change becomes official. Damn those FUCKTARDS are geniuses. ;)
     
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    .@Cody_Bellinger has been named the 2017 Sportsman of the Year by the Los Angeles Sports Council. Congratulations, Cody!
     
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    Can't believe they didn't trade him for Chris Sale. Damn nerds.
    Did you see what brand of toilet paper the FO bought the other day? Fuck those guys
     
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    If it wasn’t quilted northern then they are missing out. But they do probably use those things that spray water up your ass instead
     
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    Sale for Bellinger? No meatloaf, no deal! FWUCKTARDS! :)
     
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    Zaidi totally missed a belt loop yesterday and I know I spotted a wrinkle on Friedman's shirt
    A couple of assholes
     
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    They also missed their pitcher tipping pitches in two World Series starts, and now this? They be trippin!
     
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    Yup, a little different than noting fashion choices like belts, shirts and un-removable meatloaf stains on sweatpants.
     
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    And then they bring Honeycutt back, so yeah, that's their fault too
    Also, Vin retired, Pedro Guerrero went into a coma, and Ralph Branca died all on their watch Smh
    Can't blame them for re-signing Kershaw, though, that's on Guggs
    I don't know how anybody can defend the Kershaw signing
    Neither the nerds nor Guggs can do anything about Lavar Ball and this bomb cyclone shredding the US either..this organization is trash
     
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    About to shoot Kemp and his RBIz out of a cannon?
    Live look in at Tuborg..

    [​IMG]
     
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    Hahaha exactly!
     
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    Andy McCullough‏Verified account@McCulloughTimes 6m6 minutes ago




    Sources: The Dodgers are close to finalizing a three-team trade that would bring LHP Scott Alexander to LA, send RHP Trevor Oaks to KC and send LHP Luis Avilan to White Sox.
     
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    Eric Stephen‏@truebluela 1m1 minute ago




    Scott Alexander had the highest ground ball rate in the majors in 2017 (73.8%), and has 2 option years remaining (& 5 years until FA). Luis Avilan is out of options

    the all important team control
     
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    I like this move
     
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    Joakim Soria and Luis Avila headed to White Sox in three-team deal. Dodgers getting Scott Alexander and infielder Jake Peter.
     
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